Oct 12, 2015
You have good advice, Shanks! Free night at the pub on me!
“Thanks! Though that feels a little strange. Can I just have a free night at the pub next to you?” *badam tsssk*
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You have good advice, Shanks! Free night at the pub on me!
“Thanks! Though that feels a little strange. Can I just have a free night at the pub next to you?” *badam tsssk*
magnetictulip replied to your post “Oh right, How would I get the attention of a redhead? Best option?”
" 100% good shit"
“I became a yonko so that I didn’t have to drink bad shit,” and yet you still do, Shanks. You still do. “That’s just because I can’t stand the sight of wasted alcohol. Someone somewhere wants to get wasted and can’t because of whatever life has thrown at them. So I have to drink in their honor.” Quite noble of you, Shanks. “Thanks. I think so.”
“Shia, the smart Shanks has spoken.”
"Dr. Shanks. I just can't decide between ordering a pint of rum, a shot of bourbon (I hate the stuff, but it gets me where I need to go), or a few glasses of beer. This is the biggest dilemma I have right now."
“This is the hardest choice in life, Shanks. Only a select few ever have to face it. I personally say rum is always the best choice, but I think what you really want is all of it. So this is what you do: Find a target. Male or female, doesn’t matter, you’re a hot piece of ass- you can get anyone. Go up to them and do a variation of this:
and BOOM. Problem solved.”