#draco*harry

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Drarry Proposal

Harry: So, have you decided where we're going for our honeymoon?

Draco: Honeymoon? Harry, we're not even married???

Harry: Aah, so that's what I forgot to do yesterday.

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Harry: Can you at least try to see things from my perspective?

Draco: *Bends down*

Harry: I'm going to kill you in your sleep.

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Harry: Shit!!! I have a date with Draco! What do I do?

Ron: Just be yourself, mate.

Hermione: Honestly, Ron, what sort of advice is that? When has Harry being himself ever helped anyone?

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Drarry and Linny!!!

*Harry and Ginny run into each other*

Harry and Ginny: I need to talk to you-

Harry and Ginny: You go first-

Ginny: I think we should break up

Harry nodding

Harry: I think there are better Blonde's - sorry people for us!

Ginny: Uh-Huh

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Hermione and Pansy: Aha! You're having sex!

*Draco and Harry in the bed under the sheets*

Draco: Harry dear, you should have told me we were having sex, I would have put down my book.

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Drarry Date

Draco: NOOOOOOO!!! You are not wearing that - that rag to our date!

Harry: It's a perfectly nice T-Shi-

Draco: (Ignoring Harry) I thought I burned all your muggle clothes!

Harry: That was you???? I thought -

Draco: (Ignoring Harry again) We're going to a Fine Dining restaurant, not a muggle embellishment!

Draco: Change! Wear the formal robes I got you!

Harry: Those are really uncomfort -

*Draco glares*

Harry: Fine, fine. But for the record, the T-shirt is-

Draco: Muggle filth!

Harry: Who knew dating you could be such a bother?

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DRARRY!!!!

Harry: If you have 10 apples and a friend asks for 5, how many do you have?

Draco: 10.I don't have friends.

Harry:(face palming) If an "acquaintance" asks for 5?

Draco: 10.And a dead body...

Harry: If your boyfriend asks for 5?

Draco: 0. I would give you all of them. I know you love apples.

Harry:...

Harry: (tearing up)That's so sweet!