#dragonkillers

[samuelwire]

In the best interest of everyone

Is Ilya Brenner blessed with THAT Ass

No, flat as a sheet

Average 👍

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Voting ended onJul 25, 2024

[samuelwire]

Gently I pick up my favorite daughter and brush her tangled hair. "I love you," I whisper and then throw her into a wall full force.

[samuelwire]

Delice: I'm bisexual, that means love morally questionable women and men I can call babygirl.

Ricky: I'm bisexual, that means I love every shape and size of men and women that can mend my mommy issues.

Linnea: I'm bisexual, that means I love women who can kill me and men with a negative amount of braincells.

Alagus: I'm bisexual, that means I love my ex girlfriend and men I see in the news.

Angel: I am bisexual, that means- Alagus what...?

Alagus: We have a really pretty weather man...

[samuelwire]

It will always be funny to me that Linnea looks at Ilya and has a really underhanded way to say that he’s ugly while Ilya is just blatantly grossed out by her ~bones~.

[samuelwire]

I think all my characters' problems would be solved if they had access to 4-5 big joints.

Linnea might need twenty and some pain killers as well.

[samuelwire]

Shout out to Yawen for giving his child drugs because he couldn't handle that ADHD.

[samuelwire]

You can't tell me that

Linnea, likes bread hates horses, Tameno

Seya, bitch who fights bears in the forest, Raeyk

Delice, Jesus calls me daddy too, Byn

and Ayana, pls put a bullet in my skull, Corbyne

have not at least dabbled in evil lesbian polyamory.

[samuelwire]

Kandron: The great Kishen Tameno dating his fanboy who is 13 years his junior, are you becoming problematic?

Kishen: Shut the ever loving fuck up, the man is 53 and a literal general, please die