#dragxnslayer

[legolasoflasgalen]

"I heard you have finally become a man." (dragxnslayer - he is reallyyyyyyy enjoying hairy Legolas)

@dragxnslayer

               — “Bard,” Legolas said tonelessly. “If I find out that you are behind all of this, I am going to kill you.”

[legolasoflasgalen]

"I have a matter that requires your assistance, my friend." - dragxnslayer

@poppybrownlock

                  — “I am all ears. Is there a lady I have to impress? In that case, I understand why you have come to me, my friend.”

[legolasoflasgalen]

✉️ (dragxnslayer)

@dragxnslayer

[text]: Bard

[text]: Please come over

[text]: and help me defend my fridge

[text]: I am being raided

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages. (Accepting)

[legolasoflasgalen]

dragxnslayer *casually pushes you into the lake*

[martyrxdking]

The alliance between the Elves of Mirkwood, Men of Dale, and Dwarves of Erebor that was started by Thranduil, Bard, and Dain in the wake of the Battle of the Five Armies would flourish and continue onward through to the War of the Ring when Bard’s grandson Brand ruled as King of Dale.

THE THREE KINGS - PAST, FUTURE, and ALWAYS

[brewsteroflaketown]

Closed Starter for dragxnslayer

“‘Morning Bard. Found yourself a new bride this night?”

[legolasoflasgalen]

"Perhaps it is best I leave, though your overwhelming hospitality makes it a very hard decision," Bard replied. He gave the elf a curt bow before turning to make his exit.

                    — “Sarcasm doesn’t befall you, son of Girion.” Even before the man had disappeared from the sight, the elf had already vanished in the trees.

[legolasoflasgalen]

"And deprive myself of your pleasant company?" Bard shook his head. "What happened, Legolas? Did the two of you have a disagreement?"

                     — “No, we don’t… Although she may have been over-sensitive, as usual. Bargeman, was there a reason for your coming here, safe for the thrilling news of the baby, or can I be excused now?”