How would he react to you asking him to catch a spider?
Including: Manjiro Sano, Ryuguji Ken, Baji Keisuke, Haruki Hayashida, Mitsuya Takashi, Izana Kurokawa, Kakucho Hitto, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Sanzu Haruchiyo, Chifuyu Matsuno, Shinichiro Sano, Kazutora Hanemiya
A/N: This is a little shitty and short, I’m still trying to get back into the groove of things pls bear with me 💔
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Mikey
- He actually isn’t afraid of spiders, but will scream anyway for fun with you when you spot one.
- Half expects you to do deal with it as he doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
- But then you make him take one of his nasty flip-flops off and squash it. (I just know his flip-flops STINK)
- Unfortunately you almost pass out from the stench. :(
Draken
- Very nonchalant about it. And he does side eye you for screaming over a teensy spider.
- Type of guy to say ‘it’s more scared of you than you are of it’ and it gets you so annoyed.
“Y’know, you’re bigger than it, and that spider’s more scared of you than you are of it.”
“Apply that logic to grenades then as well.”
- Walks away until you make him come back but he refuses to kill it so he grabs a cup and some paper.
- It’s a-okay until he DROPS IT.
- Thinks you’re overreacting when you make him piggyback you Mikey-style any time you enter the kitchen. But he also starts wearing his slippers more often around the house..
Mitsuya
- Well we all know he’s a sweetheart about everything, so he’ll quite happily take it outside for you.
- He’s done this a million times for his younger sisters, he’s not afraid.
- He even goes the extra mile and searches up ways to ward spiders off for you.
- It’s all fun and games until one of those flying spiders happen to come in one day and you’re both freaking out.
- He does NOT fw them.
Baji
- Will laugh at you at first for being scared of a little spider until you start bickering with him over it.
- Rolls his eyes but he squashes it for your sake anyway.
- But he squashes it with his bare foot.
- “Jeez, why are you so dramatic?”
- “Keisuke, that’s actually VILE.”
- He didn’t want to get his slippers dirty so he does it with his foot which he claims is easier to clean..
- Honestly he doesn’t care. Will act like your fear of them annoys him but he actually doesn’t mind it, and he certainly doesn’t mind the affection you give him after. :)
Pah
- Won’t admit it but he’s a little scared of spiders too so he’ll be hesitant.
- You two also start bickering, until you have a good idea.
- Pochi could kill it!
- Unfortunately Pah would rather kill it himself than let his precious Pochi do that :(
- But he does get rid of it and he does expect extra compensation in kisses since you suggested Pochi kill the spider (how could you).
Chifuyu
- Sees this as his chance to shine and have his shoujo manga moment.
- “Don’t worry, honey, I’ll deal with it!”
- Takes this very seriously, and tries to find out what type of spider it is. It was a long and tedious process.
- He captures the spider under a cup and then goes to the library with him to get an encyclopaedia on spiders and how to identify them so he can deal with it ‘in the most efficient way possible for you.’
- By the time he comes back, the spider has somehow escaped.
Ran
- You wake him up from his sleep so he can get the spider for you and he’s not happy.
- He gets YOUR shoe and tries to smack it but it runs off onto the floor and under the sofa/couch.
- “Look, it’s gone.”
- “Ran!”
- “Let’s just both go back to sleep, the spider is gone now, baby.”
- Much to your dismay he goes back to bed and expects you to go back to sleep with him. (It’s 2 pm)
Rindou
- He’s a little iffy about spiders. He doesn’t like their legs or how fast they can move.
- “Why don’t we both kill it?”
- “Rindou, I can’t do that.”
- He sighs as if he’s doing you a massive favour and grabs a bug spray.
- He would squash it but he doesn’t want to clean up the spider blood that smooshes onto the wall.
- Does expect to get free passes to blast music around the house since you usually don’t let him. And a kiss or two (he wants three).
Sanzu
- Looks at you with the most blank face ever when you ask him to kill it.
- You can’t tell but he actually does care a lot about what you’re afraid of and he’s already making a mental note to research ways to ward them off in the future.
- Grabs the spider with his bare hands and starts to rip its legs off.
- “Sanzu, what the fuck.”
- “It’s scaring you, so I’m dealing with it.”
- He genuinely doesn’t see the problem and throws the legless corpse into a random bin outside.
- Thinks he did a very good job.
Izana
- Thinks you’re stupid to be scared of them, they’re minuscule and mostly harmless.
- He used to have a ‘pet’ spider when he was in the orphanage with Kakucho so he doesn’t care that it’s even there in the first place until you say something.
- Kills it with no qualms and tries to hand you the corpse.
- “Izana, I don’t want it! Go throw it away!”
- “It’s a token of my love.”
Kakucho
- He’s so patient with you and has no complaints about killing a spider for you.
- He’ll listen to pretty much anything you say, so he’s the one to kill any other bugs in the house for you.
- So he does it without question and goes back to whatever he was doing, but with his arm slung over your shoulder.
- “If you want me to do anything else, just lemme know.”
- “Kakucho, you are an angel.”
Kazutora
- He is SO confused on why you’re even afraid of something as tiny as a spider. In his mind they’re harmless and they get all the other little bugs like flies, so why wouldn’t you want to leave the spider?
- Like Draken, he doesn’t kill it and grabs a cup and some paper but complains about it the whole time.
- “I don’t even see why you’re scared, it’s nothing.”
- “Stop being mean, ‘tora!”
- Will stop complaining once he sees it’s bothering you and he’s the one giving kisses after.
- “You forgive me yet?”
- “Already did ‘cause you got the spider.”
Shinichiro
- Sees it as the perfect opportunity to show off his manliness and strength.
- He basically begs you to watch him take the spider out.
- “Honeybun, watch me do it!”
- “I’m watching, Shin..”
- Squashes it with a shoe whilst making eye contact with you.
- “Did you see how I killed that thing?”
- “Yes, I did see.”
- “Did I look strong?”
- “Yes, Shin, you did.”














