#drarry is otp

[shywodere-r]

Draco: oii potter !

Harry: yes

Draco: Are you Katniss? Cuz you are starting an uprise in my district

Harry: ....

[onlychild-syndrome]

Draco: I have lost my number..

Harry: Wait how can a person loose their number?

Draco: I do not know. Anyways-

Harry: I didn't know you had a phone..?

Draco: Yeah I do have one and can-

Harry: Can't you just get a new sim card or a new phone it is your choice really-

Draco: I HAVE LOST MY NUMBER SO CAN I HAVE YOURS!

Harry: But I need a number..? And anyways that will not be a permanent solution what you need to do is-

Draco *sigh* :...

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Harry, in a shop: I want the prettiest thing in this entire store

Draco: Well okay, but I’ll warn you, I’m not cheap

[xxshittytextpostsxx]

Draco: h-harry , it's too tight

Harry: just keep pushing drake—

Pansy: *barges in* what in the name of merlin are you two doing?!

Harry: I let draco borrow one of my shirts and it's too tight so i told him to just keep pushing his arm

Pansy:

Pansy: I thought you two were fu—

Draco: shhhh you can stop right there you dirty minded sicko

[onlychild-syndrome]

Drarry Headcanon

(I thought of this when I was refilling my water bottle)

So the golden trio meet at the bar every night for some “bonding time”

On the first day Harry talks about a certain cute guy who smiled and winked at him, Hermione talks about  a coworker who was extremely smart and Ron talk about this jerk who spilled his coffee on him

*Time skip you can add your fillers for that week*

After a week Harry talks about his boyfriend (AKA the guy who flirted with him), Hermione talks about this nice friend of hers (AKA the smart guy) and Ron talks about this arsehole who doesn’t fail to insult him everyday

The next they see a certain platinum blond at the bar and Harry says “Babe” at the same time Hermione says “Draco” and Ron is all like  “Bloody hell Malfoy, getaway from my spot” 

Then the golden trio just stare at each other and Draco is like                  (ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ) (≖ ͜ʖ≖) (ʘ ʖ̯ ʘ) ( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ) Then he smiles politely at Hermione, frowns and sticks his tongue out at Ron and kisses Harry 

(So yeah please tag me if you write fanfic cause i am pants at writing and this would make a cute fanfic if written correctly)

[shywodere-r]

Harry: I can't wait till we are married

Draco: But we are not even engaged , Potter

Harry: THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

[onlychild-syndrome]

Draco: Babe, wanna come over?

Harry: OK! What are we gonna do?

Draco: Hint - It involves screaming, covers and pillows... ;)

Harry: OH MY MERLIN! We are gonna build a pillow fort and pretend to be pirates under attack!

Draco: ... And that's why I love you!

[onlychild-syndrome]

Random person while reblogging drarry posts: So I don't ship drarry but this post just is too cute. *insert cute stuff*

Dramione/Hinny/Harmony/Drastoria fan while reblogging drarry posts: So this is just a stolen Dramione/Hinny/Harmony/Drastoria post copied to make drarry. *insert cute stuff*

Early drarry fan while reblogging drarry posts: OMG i cant believe i haven't seen or heard of drarry before this too cute. *insert cute stuff*

Homophobe while reblogging drarry posts: Ugh! This made me loose me appetite. *insert cute stuff*

Me while reblogging drarry posts: OMLOMLOML