I don’t bring them out often. You know that when you see the funnel and the handcuffs on the nightstand, tonight isn't just about a regular meal, it’s about me taking total, loving control of your comfort and your fullness.
I love the way the room goes quiet when you realize what’s happening. Seeing you willingly offer your hands for the cuffs is the ultimate sign of the trust we’ve built. It’s a special occasion, a night where my nurturing side takes on a firmer edge.
I’ll be right there, steadying your head and guiding the flow of the funnel, making sure you’re taking in every drop while I watch your belly expand under my touch. There's no rush; it's just the two of us in this focused moment. I’m here to fill you up just enough to leave you breathless and beautifully stuffed. It’s my way of showing you how much I adore your capacity, and how much I love being the one you trust to take charge of it for the night.
ღ Divine Caregiver flags for for caregivers who have a special interest, feel a connection to, find comfort in, or identify with divine beings in any shape or form (please reblog if you save)!
Age Appropriate? No, Hazbin Hotel is rated PEGI-18 (minimum PEGI-16) as it contains graphic violence, explicit language, substance abuse, sexual content, mature themes, etc. Please be careful when searching up content related to this show! Stay Safe.
Requested? Yes, by Anon
Author's Note: I am personally not a big fan of Hazbin Hotel but back in 2020 I used to love the pilot episode. Honestly I still prefer to this day the pilot designs to the show ones.
Warnings: Reader is gender neutral, SFW Age regression, Reader little age isn't specified, Slight differences for human and android reader, Mentions of Cole's death, I hope I didn't mischaracterized him, There's also a sprinkle of Cg!Connor in there(<- inform me if I missed something)
Word count: 2.1k
Author's note: I also really like this old man, he's a bit grumpy but that's part of the charm.
Nicknames - Kid/Kiddo, Bud, Little One, Pup/Puppy
Lieutenant Hank Anderson one of the best detectives in the Detroit City Police Department who works at DPD Central Station. At first glance he could be described as gruff and ill-tempered, a man with a low opinion about everything in the world and humanity.
But that's not the entire truth, that sour behavior is after all a result after his son's death. The time it takes for him to fully open up to you about his feeling and what happened to his life depends whether you're a human or an android.
When you do reach a point of trust and you also open up about your age regression Hank is..a bit lost to be honest. It's been a while since he acted like a parent so he won't exactly know what to do at first.
That of course doesn't mean he has lost the magic parent touch, give him some time to practice and he'll be back in no time. You have some trouble sleeping? Worry not, Hank will rock you to sleep and in a blink of an eye you'll be fast asleep.
"Comon kiddo, it's time for your nap. And I'm not falling for the I'm not sleepy story, you clearly need one."
Let me clarify real quick that he doesn't see your regression as a substitute to his son Cole, you are your own person with your own habits and traits, you are not a replacement to his lost child.
But being again a parent to someone is definitely a healing experience for him. Sure he's still grumpy to most things but you make him hate such messed up world a little less.
"There's lots of messed up things in today's society kid.. it's honestly shocking to me how you manage to stay so pure."
Now having Hank as a father figure makes you automatically gain Connor as an older brother figure, I don't make the rules these two come in a package deal.
Connor is a quick learner so while Hank gets used to being a father once again your big brother is there to step in when needed!
"Hello little one, my name is Connor. I'm the android sent by CyberLife."
Connor definitely becomes more playful and less calculative the more deviant he becomes. Him and Hank together make the best team of caregivers, all your needs will be met.
Also I can't forget about Sumo! The Saint Bernard who's very protective of Hank will also become very protective of you. When at your caregivers house Sumo will spend a good portion of his time around you, especially when you're napping.
Hank has tried to get Sumo to not hover so much around you but failed each time. What can I say, Sumo can be a real stubborn dog.
"Sumo I appreciate your help trying to co-parent but I assure you I got the situation under control."
In the end Hank deeply cares about you and will ensure nothing can harm you. You are his motivation and his special reminder that not all is lost.
Warnings: Reader is gender neutral, Forced Age regression, Reader little age is around baby/infant, Yandere behaviors, Mentions of kidnapping, Use of drugs (<- inform me if I missed something)
Word Count: 1.8k
Author's Note: Here is some forced agere headcanons for Hannigram! Kindly request by Anon which I hope they enjoy. To all littles be careful when reading this considering this isn't my usual fluffy headcanons.
Nicknames - Dear one, Darling, Sweetheart, Baby
Having these two not only as caregivers but also as parental yanderes you can only dream about being treated like a fully functional adult ever again. In their eyes you are a small baby who depends on them.
No don't even think you can find a way to escape either of them, they are extremely prepared for any kind of situation you throw at them.
"Well well, what do we have here? Would you look at that Will, our darling was trying to escape..how cute."
Infantilization from both of them but showcased in different ways: Will could be described as more overbearing, you're basically a glass doll ok his eyes, constantly checking up on you, doing everything for you; Hannibal is far more condescending, often getting teased with embarrassing comments and remarks on how you're just a baby.
They both expect you to act like their baby, don't think even about being bratty or behaving like an adult. They are not above punishment to remind you that you're just a kid.
Though never physical punishment, neither of them enjoy hurting you, they both prefer much more psychological punishment.
"So, did someone learn their lesson? Or do Papa and Dada need to give you another punishment to remind you of your place?"
They also condone drugging you to keep you all nice and obedient, it just makes you so much more docile in their opinion.
Your papa Hannibal is a psychiatrist, so what does this mean? It means he knows exactly how to properly manipulate and coerce you into behaving and doing exactly what he wants. The fun part is that you probably won't even notice you fell for his tricks.
Both of your dads think your hours of playtime are extra important. They both encourage you to play games "appropriate for your age".
They set up a playmat just for you; during playtime hours one, if not both, of your caregivers sits next to you. They both like to place you in their lap, watching you play while talking to you with an infantilizing voice.
"Oh comon baby, don't pout. Oh, would you look here! It's Mr. Snuggles, don't you want to play with him?"
Both of your caregivers are incredibly obsessed with you so you best believe there's nothing you can do to make them stop loving you. After all you're stuck with them for life, they can't let their baby go around and get hurt.
