Beloved Tess, congrats on 700 followers, you are so amazing and talented!! And this is such a fun celebration! I am so excited to see which space man from outer space will be joining me on a space date
Ok SO,,
3 traits I look for in a partner: humor, confidence (earned or unearned), reliability
2 places to go on a date: out for food and dranks 💖 or somewhere to walk around and look at stuff like a flea market or the fair ajskdkid
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1 dumb thing that I am afraid of: ANTS or any bug that lives in swarms/ colonies (except for bees) and 1 very legitimate fear: teeth falling out
Congrats again ily bestie 💕
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Get ready for humor, confidence, and reliability with your date: Salacious B. Crumb! Being the natural performer that he is, Salacious is more than ready to keep you laughing the entire night with his floppy ears, messy hair, wide-and-oh-so-hypnotic eyes, gangly limbs, and an infectious cackle. Food and drink you say? That's literally his only motivation in life. They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach! So I hope you're willing to share whatever you decide to get for dinner with him. Getting some cotton candy at the fair? Just make sure you buy at least two extras for Salacious. Also, if you're not careful there's a high possibility that one of the game booth workers will mistake your new beau for one of their prizes. I'd stay away from the games lest you're accused of stealing one of their stuffed animals.
Salacious loves to party!
