Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Katie: rise and shine!!! can i come over??Katie: good :) cause i’m outside with breakfast anyway!
Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Katie: my life is a shit show i’m probably getting divorced everything is falling apart i need a goddamned drink
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Katie: Shitshitshit did i leaVE my laptop @ ur place shit
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Katie: why r u ssO much nicERTO me tthan my huzband :(
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Katie: i mean, yeah, we fucked once in a dream.Katie: dream drew’s got some moves.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Katie: did someone just suggest that we all drop acid? abso-fuckin-lutely.Katie: you should probably come get me.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Katie: you’re not my fucking father drew, stop it.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Katie: have you heard of homewrecker penguin?Katie: just. google. it.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Katie: some fucking creep is following me i’m freaked the fuck out.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Katie: don’t get all mushy on me but I love you.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Katie: how do you keep your beard, like, moisturized.Katie: serious question here.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Katie: FALCON! FUCKIN! GAME! BITCH!!!!Katie: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SAINTS!Katie: (i’m kidding ily)
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Katie: I came so close to fucking this guy in the back of his mustang but he was so obnoxious.Katie: shit. WRONG PERSON. ignore that.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Katie: elijah was right. losing the baby was all my fault. i’m the fucking worst.