#drinker's log

[electeddevelopment]

Yesterday morning’s reading session.

I choose not to think of it as day-drinking, but rather as interactive literacy.

[electeddevelopment]

I’m going to be working non-stop tomorrow through Monday on my final papers of grad school, so I’m procrastinating taking a deep breath tonight before the weekend from hell. 

Help me out and talk to me?

[electeddevelopment]

Hey, since I’m procrastinating the everloving hell out of grad school, and this is probably my last chance to do that for the next 3 weeks, does anyone want to talk to me?

I’m accepting questions, debates, solicitations for advice, random facts, movie recommendations, continuations of past conversations, and monetary donations. Hit me up.

[electeddevelopment]

I will never be drunk enough for this debate.

But with God as my witness, I will try.

[electeddevelopment]

I’m watching 50 Shades of Gray, and I am NOT drunk enough.

This movie is artistically and morally detestable; why can’t I stop watching?

[electeddevelopment]

Fun fact: I’m pretty sure tonight is the first time ever that I’ve spoken to a complete, random stranger at a bar.

[electeddevelopment]

It just occurred to me that, of all the things that I could imagine happening to me that would merit alcohol, it didn’t even occur to me to list entering and/or leaving a relationship. (For the record, I think it would count as a qualifying event. We’ll get there if we get there, though.)

It’s not like it’s likely to come up, given my track record, but it’s sort of funny how deeply I assume I’ll always be single.

[electeddevelopment]

I know it sounds terrible, but it's actually almost as good as the name is obvious: Dr. Peppermint (Schnapps).