#drunk!cara

[carakoskinenafterlife]

"Got into the purple stuff did you?" *Mara can only be glad her Tozu hasn't gotten a hold of it. Yet.*

”Oh he will right, HE WILL.”

…

HEWWO MARA, WULD YOUH LIKE AH GVUN.

(Cara poofs something next to Mara which is a-IF THAT A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB!?)

GUFT FOR CARA SUNDAYZ-

[carakoskinenafterlife]

Miss Koskinen, are you alright? You appear to be acting out of character for yourself, from what I can tell.

BATTERY AZID-

[carakoskinenafterlife]

{GREETINGS}

{I AM KNOWN AS INSECT, CARA’S HANDLER, OR HER MODERATOR AS YOU LOOSELY CALL.}

{I REGRET TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT THE DAMON’S TIE EVNT HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO MY BEST VESSEL DRINKING A STRANGE… ‘LIQUID’ THAT A NARRATOR HAS BEEN CARELESSY BEN SPLASHING ON THE GROUND.}

I TAZTE PORPLE!

(Cara can be seen spazing out as she floats up on the ceiling, all the while summoning various amounts of animal plushies.)

{… YOU MAY ASK HER ANYTHING WHILE SHE IS IN THAT STATE, BUT PLEASE DO BE GENTLE WITH HER.}

(THE DRUNK!CARA EVENT HAS NOW STARTED!)

[cookfortherevolution]

Hey Drunk Cara! Someone tied Drake to the bed, and he's completely naked!

“Hmmm? Really?” Cara pushed herself up and wondered briefly why the ceiling was headed towards the floor before swaying over towards where she remembered the door being. “Well that’s not -hic- good, is it? Being tied up is uncomfortable -hic-... I guess I should go -hic- make him feel better...”

[cookfortherevolution]

Hey Cara do you have a crush on Drake?

“Shhhhhhhh -hic- don’t tell anyone sshhilly.” Cara giggled, small hiccups bubbling from her throat, almost falling from her seat as she tried to reach for her glass. “He’s not ssshhupposed to -hic- know just yet. It’s a -hic- ssshhhecret.” 

@red-hot-dragonist