*puppy dog eyes*
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Ehh?? Whit's tha' fur? Ye wantin' a drink? Or jus' tae hang aroond wit ma arse?
*Raising an eyebrow, he half-grins before patting the top of your head*
C'moan n'en Sandy, plenty'ae room tae join.
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*puppy dog eyes*
@ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach
Ehh?? Whit's tha' fur? Ye wantin' a drink? Or jus' tae hang aroond wit ma arse?
*Raising an eyebrow, he half-grins before patting the top of your head*
C'moan n'en Sandy, plenty'ae room tae join.
Nice! I haven’t heard anyone whose favorite is a stripped hyena. But I could totally see the correlation between a stripped hyena and yourself, you both have Mohawks loll
Personally I loved spotted hyenas! The hyena hierarchy is super cool to me, love a field dominated by women! And thanks for the crisps :)
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Nae a worry, 'ave plenty'ae snacks fur th' night's activities. Or... och, whit time is it? At tis point I dunnae ken, 'n' it's probably better tha' way.
Och, aye, always been big on lettin' a strong lass run th' field. Ma oldes' sister's actual an engineer-- wait, nae whit we were on aboot, th' hyenas... Ah remember one time as a wee lad, went tae a zoo wit ma auntie 'n' ma cousin, wisnae a bad day at a'. Got tae see all sorts'ae thin's. Nearly pished masel' laughin' when ma older cousin taunted th' penguins 'n' ended up soaked.
*He chuckles a little at the memory, pausing to take a sip of his drink before he continues typing. He isn't sure when he picked the bottle back up, and honestly isn't paying it any mind*
But whit made ma day wis when we got tae th' hyenas. Saw th' spotty ones 'n' it blew ma mind. Nae quite a dug, nae quite a cat, but summat in between. Act like a duggie, 'n' th' tour guide told us th' thin's were closer related tae cats. Fockin' shockin' right?
Wis absolute bonkers, 'n' so ah get home 'n' next library trip at school ah foond a whole book on th' beasties. Wildest thin', absolute best timing though! Aye, since then they've jus' been interstin' tae me.
Your ask box should be called "The soapbox"
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I'm so funny
Ye ken whit?
Yer ontae summat, hol' on ah gottae fix tha' gimme a sec tae remember hoo tae type proper.
[Admin: How dare you be funnier than me on my own blog ((I'm kidding ily and thank you for this I'm doing it right NYEOWWW!!!))]
Awrigh' ye lot, ah git tae 'ave a day off duty th' morrow. Ye ken whit tha' means?
*Soap slams down a bottle of brandy onto the table, followed by a bottle of scotch*
Askbox is open, le's fockin GO!