#drunk casts

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bloodymary….theyre literally everything to me. imagine being doomed by the narrative except you get to be saved by a guy who’s literally beloved by the narrative. And his best friend is a rock. you get pulled from cosmic horror to cosmic hope. you’re even markiplier. and you get to fall in love with a guy who’s the Sun to your moon. it’s insane. the power of hope triumphing over tragedy except that triumph isn’t violence, it’s love. Because of course it is. I’m so insane about them. they’re everything to me

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imagine your life sucks ass and it gets even worse when they put you in a submarine probably to die. this isn’t what you’re good at and nobody trained you and out there is horrors beyond your comprehension and you just want to go home and you just want to live….but you give everything just to give who’s left a fighting chance at understanding what you found before it kills you BUT THEN!!! somehow you’re rescued and you get to meet this guy who had really bad stuff happen to him in a world full of good things, but who made good things out of his bad stuff and who loves you with the ease of someone who never thought to do anything else….and he’s got a friend who’s also a rock and the two of you basically get to honeymoon forever in a custom built zone. he’s sweet and weird as fuck and cries almost as much as you and he loves so hard and it’s what saved him and so guess what? he loves you too. he couldn’t do anything else. this happened to my good friend simon ironlung btw.

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just took 2 shots of vodka about as badly as anyone’s ever done it in honor of my good friend ryland grace (vodka) and my good friend Simon iron lung (it came in a lil bottle). anyway I feel like drunk answering some asks so come talk bloodymary to me in my asks 😎

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drunk and on the bloodymary again* and tonight I’m amazed by the fact that this damn crossover even exists. like look at us gang we built this city ourselves on rock(y) and roll. can you believe we live in this timeline where iron lung came out period? but more specifically iron lung came out this year and hail mary came out this year and we all had the pureness of heart and horniness of loins and elevatedness of minds to understand bloodymary? and that so many (almost 10000!!!) of us agreed? can you believe we live in such an amazing world where we can go on tubmlr dot com and look upon amazing art and fic and so on and so forth? can you believe that you live in the same universes as the geniuses thst fill this tag with peak fic and peak art every SINGLE day free of charge? listen the world might be totally fucked from every direction but look at bloodymary. our space doomed guys are getting some** and that’s fucking amazinf. I love every single one of you—yes if you are reading this post I mean YOU, you are one of the reasons I love life right now because I love bloodymary. I may be drunk but I’m also right. I love you all forwver and ever and peace and love on planet Erid and earth and goodnight

*i don’t actually like bloodymarys please don’t cancel me tbis rant was brought to you by my emergency peach soju

**by which I mean love and care and survival and feeling like you belong and human connection and coming into your own with someone who makes it feel safe. also, if you feel like it, as much sex as you well please

[castametric]

drunk again and once again thinking of bloodymary. why are they like that even. I want want theyre havjng. I want to be saved by the blood ocean by a cute scientist. I want to be pulled from dystopia to hopecore simply by the force of (a) how much I am loved and how much my story is loved and (b) the joy of gay people thst exists in any true souls heart and (c) a cute scientist and his rock alien bestie. when’s it my turn.

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by the way. my lovely gf pointed out that the sex scene in sternum a sternum is literally two dudes having lesbian sex which OKAYY OBVIOUSLY like guilty as charged. guys should get to have lesbian sex sometimes as a treat. eating box except the box is a dick. Sure.

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figuring out you’re nonbinary in like a non actionable way is kind of awesome. like I’m not going to come out to my parents but I also don’t have to feel weird about liking when people call me both dude and king and bro as well as girl and Queen etc. never have to worry about pronouns again because literally nothing is wrong, most people will use the standard set yes but all someone needs to do to get on my good side is throw a little he him up in there to break up the monotony. I even have a dick (it’s hot pink and sits in its lil envelope from the autoclave until it’s needed). and a vagina (non practicing). im a lesbian and a straight dude and a Something Else and beyond description but I’m also just vibing because im a taken man with a smoking hot bisexual lady friend who appreciates whatever I have to show. Don’t have time for gender I’ve got medical school applications to fill out. yes everyone I ever meet Will think im a a Woman but if they spend like 10 minutes with me I hope they get the vibe that I am Beyond Description. like that one river in england (imagine me spitting here, vamos argentina) that looks like a twee little creek but kills you dead if you step in it cause it’s hella dangerous with nooks and crannies and underwater bullshit. nonbinary mangirl womanboy with a shoddily constructed woman mask on over it. I love it to pieces.

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when you look at my poasts just remember I’m going to be an emergency room doctor one day like those guys form the pitt…..remember that when you’re in the ER there’s a chance ylur doc is obsessed by bloodymar and considered switchig career paths to YouTube in order to have more friends