ddrunk pig againm. been reading posts all night. can feel my stomach stretchingm. i keep trying to jerk off but jiggling my gut makes it start sloshing with booze and making me nauseous. i just keep getting harder and harder. the hottest things you make are the ones about fast food brands. mcdonalds is making me hard. what does that say about me
Aww poor braindead boozer boy can't jerk off because he's too shitfaced. That's a tragedy. You know you should be doing this nightly, right? You can always jerk off before you get too drunk. Chug alcohol down while you pump your addicted stick down and up to McDonald's. That's your favorite hobby isn't it? I think that's says a lot about you: You're a good boy. You have a value for the leisure. You need to dedicate more time to this. You need to keep eating all that yummy fast food slop while you slurp down more and get drunker... until you're too crosseyed to read any more posts, and too lit to have that gut wobble while bating.
Drink up, piglet!
Loss control against the alcohol.
Remember, it's 5 o'clock somewhere... and it's always 5 o'clock here.
