The girls stand on the base of a gothic cathedral, looking at a small goth sitting on a gargoyle.
Wednesday: *absolutely smashed, gripping a broomstick, she stole from the janitors closet like it's a war staff* You think I don't see you, sky demon?! You've been circling her for days! You want Enid? YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!
Pigeon: *stares*
Enid: *stumbles to the group of friends, absolutely panicked* Oh my god.. WILLA GET DOWN! THAT'S A CHRUCH... PEOPLE GET EXCOMMUNICATED FOR LESS..
Wednesday: *tries to fight the pigeon that is flying around her head* I FEAR NO GOD
Yoko: *sips her bloody mary* is that her final form? Drunk rooftop gremlin?
Bianca: *shrugs* I don't know, but I won't catch her if she falls
Yoko: *filming with her phone* this is going in the group cha-
Divina: *snatches her phone* stop it!
Pigeon: *flying a few feet infront of Wednesday, eyeing her*
Wednesday: *points dramatically at the pigeon* YOU! You've been watching her— MY ENID — with those beady eyes. Whispering lies. You're not even a bird! Confess! You're a shapeshifter! A WINGED INCUBUS!
Enid: *looks over at her friends* Why do I find this hot? Is this hot?
Bianca: *shakes her head* Girl. Therapy.
Wednesday: *gets up on the gargoyle's back* Come down and face me like a man! For I— Wednesday Addams, destroyer of light, defender of Enid Sinclair— will cast you back into the pits from whence you came!
Divina: Wednesday Honey! We have Churros!
Wednesday: *stops and squints at Divina* churros?
Enid: *seizing the moment* Yes babe! Churros! I swear none of them are haunted!
Wednesday: *suspicious of the cinnamon one* even the cinnamon one?
Yoko: *shrugs* this one may be cursed
Wednesday: *wobbles to stand* Then I shall eat it as a warning to the others *points at the pigeon*
Enid:
Wednesday: *jumps and lands perfectly on her feet like a cryptid ballerina, still holding the broom*
Pigeon: *flies off*
Wednesday: *bows* this battle is won.. but the war.. continues..
Enid: *throws Wednesday over her shoulder* I love you and I will never let you near tequila again
Wednesday: *swings her sword smugly*
