#drunkrants

[honestlyhaikyuutrash]

Nohebi Headcanons 🐍

Someone asked me to rant about the snake-y snakes, so hEre we go!

oK i want to talk to whoever thought of introducing a wholE SQUAD of petty ass boys was a good idea because damNN , they’re a genius

also?? Suguruusus’s little tongue? peeping out of the corner of his mouth? He has no business to be that gorgeous and sassy like that

but really he’s a real winner though, he’s the only one who actuallyHAS  a girlfriend lmfaooo 

And also can i just say how supportive his girlfriend is?? She’s doing her damn best learning all about volleyball once she realized her bf is really into the sport and wow so cute!!!

I bet the whole snake squad has a discord server and it’s just filled with  madness and chaos 

Some of the channels in the server would be:

that-bitch-ass-kuroo (It’s mostly Suguru badly photoshopping Kuroo’s face on anything he sees)

what-r-we-shit-posting-today

mEMES

ok-seriously-some1-help-me-w-my-hw

They play fortnite together 

They play fort nite together with EVERYONE having the same skin

It gets confusing for a bit

“wait which one are you?”

“i’m on your left?”

“wait no-stOP MOVIN-ok are you the one wi-omg”

You can’t tell me the whole squad didn’t pull up to Suguru’s house when they heard about the breakup

Everyone showing up to his house with a bunch of junk food and just trying to cheer him up 

I always wondered how Kuroo found about his breakup? Imagine the whole squad trying to hunt down whoever did spill and ready to roll up their sleeves and deck it out ༼ง=ಠ益ಠ=༽ง whoever did this to my cap is going to get knocked down 2day

[poor-little-tinmann]

I get real drunk and write very obscure things. I read them sober and they still make perfect sense to me but not to all.

[eatfacemetal]

Why am I hung up on the same person. I know she's gonna see this. I don't care what the rest of y'all think. But for real. I can't even listen to a damn song that remotely relates to her without getting upset. Maybe I just can't move on. Maybe I found the one girl I give way too many shits about and I can't just let it end the way it did. I like to think that she still thinks about me all the time but in the back of my head I know it's not true. I avoid anything she does to not get hurt. No Instagram, no Facebook, fuck snaps. Can't even do it. It's been so long and she's moved on and I'm stuck in the past it seems. I'm the fool in this. But I don't care. I know where I want to be!

[mostlyharmless131]

Problems with being narcissistic with no self confidence: you're full of yourself but feel like you don't deserve it

[haella-s]

There was a period of time, probably most of my life, where I quieted myself and apologized for having an opinion. for being too loud. too aggressive. too sensitive. I didn’t value women. I didn’t value myself. I didn’t value the idea that I was okay the way I was. I was bitter and resentful to other people, but mostly to myself. I looked at other women with jealousy and dismissed their beauty, somehow thinking that would make me more beautiful. that it would make me more powerful or desirable. that by making fun of other women’s sexual experiences, or ways in which they chose to dress...that it somehow excluded me, and made me superior. 

What a sad and lonely way to live. Over the past few years, I have learned not only to truly build others up, but to also build myself up. To value myself not only as the person I am, but as a woman. As a strong powerful independent woman. As someone who can be sassy AND sensitive. A person that can hold both of those truths and not be ashamed. I have learned to value women in a way that allows myself to see other women and not feel jealous, but feel pride in the fact that I am also a woman. That more than one woman can be beautiful at a time. That women can be beautiful in more than one way. That my friends and sisters are beautiful women, and I am a beautiful woman too. 

And it isn’t easy. It isn’t easy to always love yourself. to feel pride in yourself. to feel that you are worthy. In fact, it’s probably one of the most difficult things to do. My sister and I went shopping for bathing suits the other day, and I looked at her and said “my body just isn’t made for this, I can’t pull this off,” and she looked me dead in the face and said “there is nothing wrong with your body, Sabrie,” and I feel like ANY woman can relate to that truth because while it’s easy to dismiss other women, it’s even easier to dismiss ourselves. 

I’ve been having a difficult time lately loving myself. It is a daily effort to look at myself and say that I am okay and beautiful the way I am. It isn’t easy, but it is necessary. I have somehow managed to surround myself around people that love themselves in the way that I used to, which isn’t really a way to love yourself at all. The only way I know how to combat that, is to continue to love myself and to support my sisters and friends in the way that I needed to be loved and supported back then. So women, love and support your sisters and friends. Love and support those around you. And most of all, love and support yourselves. 

[mostlyharmless131]

Don't think we can glorify the present so much that it's so different from the past.

[john-bonn]

I like to think I'm a cool person, but then I remember I'm a very forgettable person, and it's been proven my whole life. I'm the one who has to always hit people up, I'm always forgotten.

[jealousorchardx]

Ayyyyy I hate when people say they'll hang out with you and then they don't answer you about hanging out. It's like yoooo that's wicked inconsiderate. Just let a girl know seriously wow.