#dskfj

[of-scythia]

I'M THE HOMEMAKER NICKY ANON AND I FEEL THE NEED TO CLARIFY I'M JUDGING OFF OF MY FAMILY AND THE "HOMEMAKER" PPL IN MY FAMILY ARE ABSOLUTELY WILLING TO THROW DOWN IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT THEM WRONG IN THE KITCHEN OKAY THE GORDON RAMSEY ENERGY IS OFF THE CHARTS

THANKS FOR CLARIFYING BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF HOUSEWIVES FROM THE 1950S AND THE VIBES COULD NOT BE MORE DIFFERENT IMO

[psycho-mocha]

my back was aching earlier and i was like i don’t even know what i did to make it hurt!!! and then i realized that when i sit on my bed i’m sitting like a piece of cooked shrimp  

[aethernoise]

A special ko-fi sketch for @zenathered inspired by some truly unique (and hilarious) circumstances. Maybe the real crime syndicate was the friends we made along the way.

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[goobra]

beans on toast is valid FUCK YOU

@lesbeans-on-toast i know this is you, come off anon you coward

[exomoodboards]

Vintage: Jongdae Moodboard

[depictedblue-moved]

“  so  high,  too  high  at  the  carnival.  “  cassie  feels  embarrassed  by  that  and  doesn’t  look  at  the  other,  couldn’t  believe  she  confessed  but  they  would  see  the  video’s  eventually,  sometimes  she  wonders  how  she  took  things  so  fucking  far.   @tragedyfollows​  liked  for  a  lyrical  starter  

[xoshepard]

tfw you suddenly realize that you are amethyst bc you also have mad identity issues that you’ve just been ignoring lately :(

[astrodael]

hmm im gonna get a haircut