rant about cullen rutherford
"You wanna know what I think 'bout our illustrious commander?" "I think!! I!" "Have mixed feelin's on him."
"On one hand, he's a fuckin' DICK. If I have t'hear the man heftin' around a seven pound hunk of metal sayin' how dangerous mages are one more time, I'm gunna personally take the stick outta his ass and BEAT him with it."
"Hell! I remember when he was a fuckin' trainee who couldn't even handle someone flirtin' with him. I bloody well did and it was fuckin' hilarious t'watch him sprint away. But he was just as complacent as every other bloody templar in that fuckin' Circle. I got my ass beat half t'death multiple times a day, and he was just... chill? With that? Becuase I'm a mage?"
"And I DISTINCTLY remember him sayin' that we should've all been put t'death. Like! Thanks you actual-" <These words have been omitted to protect everyone from Ashe's impressive grasp of Elvhen swearing that would make most keeper's ears turn to charcoal.> "-fuckin' noodle hair lookin' ass asshole. Everyone left alive went through probably one of the most traumatic moments of their lives, but sure. Let's add to it cause you shit yourself."
"Hard t'come back from that! But now he's a respectable commander!"
"And I get it! He was scared like the rest of us! I was half-pissin' my pants that entire day as well! But y'know what? I didn't say 'let's put all the templars t'death to protect the mages!'. I didn't scream paranoia! Probably because thanks to that Blight forsaken bloody fuckin' tower, I'm stuck with that blood magic for the rest of my life!"
"Maker's Incandescent Fuckin' Nutsack that man drives me up a wall."
"Nevermind. I don't have mixed feelings. I'd fight him in a backalley brawl without hesitation."












