#dumb bisexual

[smokeweetabix]

"Men open doors for ladies" so gay couples just runs around opening doors and never entering and lesbians can't go in anywhere like vampire. Might work out though if they team up and double date.

[spacedust-sapphic]

all i know is be dumb be bisexual watch kids’ cartoons

[rumade]

Feelin' cute

Feelin' queer

Feelin' free

Feelin' fine :)

[spacedust-sapphic]

started 2019 as a dumb bisexual and ended it as a disaster bisexual, here’s to 2020 where i’ll hopefully evolve into my final stage: the distinguished bisexual

[rumade]

It's quite important that you know I'm the cutest girl in existence

[rumade]

Whoever is writing/translating these things is a master at making me go "uh huh huuuh I'm a pretty lady"

Virtual anime samurai: I am indebted to your service. Also I am very rich, look quite feminine, can use a sword, want to make you happy, and will say nice things to you while standing around topless proposing marriage

My dumb bisexual ass:

[notsavior]

the only hc that matters in this blog right now is that henry has a cuss jar for emma and it's always full of pennies.

[noychibell]

I’m so gay,

my sports team went to Hooter’s after a game and I was being nice to the waitress because there was maybe 20 of us with separate bills and I could tell she was stressed, and over all just trying to let her know that I thought she was doing great despite the large group of us.

anyway, after we payed and we were leaving and I happened to pass her and she put her hand on my shoulder and said something to me. But because I may as well be deaf, I couldn’t tell what she was saying besides complimenting me so all I said was “thanks :D”

anyway, I’m a dumb bisexual and she was pretty.