Mar 1, 2021
Player 1 *having an intense dream filled with in world lore*
Player 2 *drinking out of his cup using redvines as a straw*
Player 3 *telling him to make a redvines flute*
Player 2 *actually does it*
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Player 1 *having an intense dream filled with in world lore*
Player 2 *drinking out of his cup using redvines as a straw*
Player 3 *telling him to make a redvines flute*
Player 2 *actually does it*
What’s That??
*context- Our party is traveling through unknown land and we came across a traveler who had a pretty damaged cart. Our party memeber who plays an older character with short term memory loss (which has caused him to forget his family) has decided to talk to the traveler.*
Ranger- “hey [Barbarian] what did you find out from the traveler??”
Barbarian- “Um...I don’t really remember...”
Ranger- “Oh no, I wasn’t asking about your family”
*Our party member had been stabbed*
Gunslinger- “should I take the dagger out of her?”
Fighter- “ NO this is the one time you shouldn’t pull out!!
Wanna Hear a Joke?
Runechild- “no no no, nook nook” *her accent made it sound like “knock knock”
Dm- *with out missing a beat* “who’s there?”
Well Speak of the Devil
*context- our Barbarian was more salty than usual*
Barbarian- “well speaking of satan.. (bards name) what are you doing?”
Killing Blow
*Context- Our party is in an Orc village for some character development when a shaman goes crazy and tries to kill everyone.”
Barbarian- “We need to take that guy down!”
Cleric and Bard- *singing* “I shot the shaman”
*a few rounds later, the bard casts chain lightning taking the killing blow; so she actually shot the shaman*
What’s in Your Pants?
*context- we are meeting a PC’s new character who is a warforge, he’s describing his character when...”
PC describing- “So he really only has the black cloak and a small loin cloth skirt-thing on.”
Runechild- “Wait now I have questions..”
PC- “Well nothing really stands out”
*Runechild and Bard lose it laughing, then explain why*
Rogue- “Wait can I check if he has nipples?!?!”
Roasted
*Context- our party members (in real life) just got the pizza they had ordered and the bard PC left one slice in the box, this upset the other party members”
Bard OOC- “look I didn’t come here to get harassed about pizza... I came here to get harassed about my character choices!”