#dunnithole

[kerflooey]

oh! she knows him! he was in last month’s cover! well excuse her, sullivan street patron’s, but she’s got to meet him! with all due propierty, she slides the box with her (two) dozen donuts under her arms, wipes away the sugar powder from her hand and puts up her brightest smile  - nevermind that the (two) dozen people she shoved across the line are glaring at her.    ‘ excuse me! ’

   ‘  i don’t want to bother you while you’re getting your breakfast, but if you’re the guy i read about on gq magazine’ – cosmo, ten most eligible bachelors with surprising careers – ‘i just have to tell you, i’m such a huge admirer! you’re unbelievable! your life is just like a movie. smart, handsome detective, working all of those high profile cases, finding lost jewels, outsmarting genius murderers ’  and baby, this is the moment in your movie for a meet cute. if, you know, the seductive, mystery woman type is supposed to have jelly on her nose and powder on the corner of her mouth.

@dunnithole​

[maidmagic-a]

      “  i’ve been shot before. so ... just keep in perspective that this could be much worse.  “

@dunnithole​.

[servingliesarch]

     ❝  Anyone can believe what they like at the end of the day. It’s just really amusing to me that people used to blame every little thing on magic, and now would not be seen even trying to acknowledge the possibility that it might be real.  ❞

@dunnithole​   ♡   starter call.

[doctorata]

@dunnithole​​​   sent a fax.     ╱     𝙰𝙼 𝙸 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴?

        NOTHING IS MORE SUSPICIOUS THAN  an unchaperoned man wandering in the private sections of a notorious museum. The doctor does her job by questioning his presence — especially given the amount of artefacts gone MISSING in the last month.  ❝ The phrasing would be suspiciously evasive. ❞

          Arms crossed, she has no intention of letting that stranger go in further than he already has — not without identifying him first.  ❝ Were I to contact the museum director, would you be standing here or be KICKED OUT by the security, sir? ❞

[kanski03]

WHAT WE DO IN THE VILLAGE S1E1     ( feat. @strngetrails​ and @dunnithole​ ) continued...

[wthwolvesarc]

@dunnithole​ liked x. 

          has she been caught?  “  you can’t say you saw something happen if you didn’t actual see it,  you know.  “  he said he could see it all play out.  but that was just in his own head.

[fearfeeling]

“  are y’askin’ me for help? ‘cause i sure as hell wasn’t expectin’ that. ”

@dunnithole​​  /  sc.

[exjailbird-a]

@dunnithole​  |  starter call

         “  any  chance  you  wanna  stop  watching  security  camera  footages  for  five  minutes  &  grab  a  bear  claw  ?  “