neal being forced to stand there listening to hear his foster-father confess his love for his ex and his dead mother in the same breath is one of the divine comedies lmao
One dark evening in the treacherous city of New Jersey, ex-girlfriend Justine Musk pressed the master control button that would destroy New Jersey. Immediately after, furious and heavily armed self-automatic cars appeared out from the Tesla X Factory. The cars had jet engine rockets and massive military weapons.
“Vroom!” Now, the robots attacked at New Jersey City!
“Full charge, give ’em all we got!” shouted Justine. The robots used all their firepower on the city, especially aiming at Trump Tower.
At that moment Elon Musk received a text message from his freaked out friend living in New Jersey.
Yo, New Jersey
Suddenly, Elon hopped in his jet that could fly up to 7000 miles per hour with his crew and pilot. ”Buckle up-” the pilot said but before he could finish the sentence, Elon ordered him, “Go to New Jersey NOW.”
As the speedy pilot drove full speed, Elon slipped on his black suit installed with a virus that could destroy Ex-Girlfriend Justine Musk’s Mechs.
When they arrived, Elon jumped onto the threatening robot’s back, installed the device, and then backflipped off. But he did not know that his crazy Ex-Girlfriend was right behind him!
She looked angry but smiling a bit.
“You think it’s that easy to try to ruin my plans? …..Well NO so now you threatened me and I’ll threaten you.”
He kicked her skinny leg to stun her with his foot taser and continued putting the devices on the Mechs.
Nearby, he noticed a rusty motorcycle and quickly hopped on. Luckily, the key was there. He drove at the maximum level of speed the motorcycle could process and raced away to a safe distance.
The airport. Then, Elon pressed the complicated reactor and the robots went… KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Chapter 2: The Private Life of Elon Musk
He spent day and night working on the amazing projects. Although Elon was already a billionaire, he was determined to make more money because he needed more money to be famous.
However, he didn’t have a lot of time to be social because of his work so he downloaded this app called “Find a Date App.”
Chapter 3: Break-Up
One year ago from today, Justine Musk found billionaire Elon on the “Find a Date App.” She liked him because Elon was a billionaire so, Justine Musk started dating him. Elon sent Justine red flowers, and they went out on a few dates.
But one day, Justine noticed him put on a leather jacket and a pair of swaggy shades. She thought that he was going to go on a date with a different person. She followed him down an small alley where she saw him pull out a pack of cigarettes and smoked it. Justine disapproved of drugs!
She ran towards him and shouted, “How could you do this?! Don’t come finding me. I’ll find you and it won’t be nice!”
Then, she stomped off to the beautiful house and started packing up. Justine felt angry and depressed.
Chapter 4: The Company
When she arrived at New Jersey City, Justine still had tons of money left from her divorce so she decided to start a company called Tesla X.
First, she needed the complicated blueprints to build the company so she planned to steal them from Elon Musk. She knew she wasn’t a very good programmer.
That night, she flew in a supersonic jet and stopped by Elon’s house in California. Justine easily passed through the tense security, and by the time you knew it, she was hacking into the main screen and stealing the blueprints.
Meanwhile, Elon ate at a spectacular buffet for dinner so that was the perfect distraction for her. When Justine returned to New Jersey, she immediately started to create Tesla X and enhanced weaponry.
When Elon got home, he noticed that the main screen was hacked and the blueprints for his two companies were gone! He examined the security cameras and saw Justine Musk stealing the blueprints.
But, he didn’t mind.
Chapter 5: The Arrest
After the monstruos explosion, the city laid in giant scraps of robots, Tesla, SpaceX, and Tesla X blueprints. All of that didn’t matter... but what did matter was the unconscious criminal in a half blown up car. The freaked out nurses placed her in a special room for injured criminals.
“We will arrest her and she won’t be getting out anytime soon,” the mayor stated to Elon. “Well, Elon, take your blueprints, and you should get home and rest.”
At the New Jersey airport, the mayor gave Elon a one hundred billion dollar check. “Thanks Mr. Quintana,” Elon said, pleased.
“With pleasure,” the mayor replied.
When Elon arrived home, he received another date on “Find a Date App.”
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