#e3po

[incorrect-star-wars-quotes]

“Eat shit!”

E-3PO, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

[e3po-the-damn-droid]

HEY DARLINGS, HOW R U? I AM UNDER SHOCK, I AM FEELING LIKE THE BRIDE, U KNOW THE MAIN CHARACTER OF "KILL BILL" WHOSE FRIEND ELLE DRIVER THE CALIFORNIA MOUNTAIN SNAKE TRIED 2 KILL WITHOUT SUCCESS SIGHSIGHSIGH (METALLIC NOISE OF A ROBOTIC CRYING). NOW HOW CAN I CALL THE POLICE, OH MY DARTH VADER!!!! AND HOW I CAN DECLARE EVERYTHING WAS FAKED!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROBOTIC KATANA???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (EVIL ROBOTIC ANGRY LONG SCREAM). WELL NOW THINGS R GOING 2 BE BETTER, I AM ON VACATION WITH LOML MASTER LUKE, I WON AGAIN, I AM A FUCKING DAMN SMART DROID!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (VERY LONG VERY EVIL VERY ROBOTIC LAUGHTER). TIME 2 GO NOW, A WONDERFUL BRAZILIAN BEACH IS WAITING 4 ME AND LOML MASTER LUKE. BUT STAY TUNED U NEVER KNOW WHEN I WILL STRIKE AGAIN. HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI (VERY EVIL VERY ROBOTIC SNEER).

[e3po-the-damn-droid]

MY HOT BRAZILIAN NIGHTS

HEY DARLINGS, HOW R U? I AM EXHAUSTED! ALL THIS DELETING NASTY COMMENTS UNDER MY PICTURES, CALLING THE POLICE, CALLING ALL MY BFF CAMER2-D2, BEEJ-B8, PRICESS ALISS-LEIA AND REY-CHELLE TO ASK THEM 2 DELETE WHATEVER CAN B COMPROMISING 4 ME EHM NO I MEAN I CALLED THEM 4 SUPPORT EHHHHHEHHHHHEHHHHHEHHHHH (LONG EMBARRASSED ROBOTIC LAUGHTER). WHY DO PEOPLE R STILL SO UPSET WITH ME EVEN AFTER MY STATEMENT?? OH IT IS BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DENYING AND APOLOGIZING, BETWEEN SOMETHING LEAKED AND SOMETHING FAKED??? IT IS NOT MY FAULT! I AM A DAMN SMART THIRSTY DROID, NOBODY PROGRAMMED ME 4 THAT KIND OF THINGS!!! (SOUND OF METALLIC SNORT). WELL AT LEAST THE NUMBER OF MY FOLLOWER IS INCREASING CONSTANTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (THE USUAL LONG ROBOTIC LAUGHTER WE ALL R TIRED OF HEARING). TIME 2 GO, MY DELETING STUFF JOB ISN’T OVER. BUT C U SOON!