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I DO! I give you what others don't. Tough love. what more do you want? I spoil you enough don't you think so??
You know what tough love reminds me of. Tough is very similar in spelling to dough. When you’re in love, you share and gift chocolate. Dough and chocolate = cookie dough. So, since you say you spoil me with tough love. I expect cookie dough ice cream and chocolate every single day. Thank you for your time, and I hope you win the best friend position.
I'M BLOCKING YOU NOW FOR ALL THOSE LIES. I'VE BEEN KNOWING YOU FOREVER. HOW YOU GONNA DROP ME LIKE THIS. you know what. I'm leaving. You're breaking my heart. Rejecting my love and then saying I'm plotting your death? IM APPALLED BY THIS. Out raged!
Oh love, this is NOT the way you win my love. Aren’t you trying to win a best friend position? Here, let me give you insight. I call it: How to convince Ezra to be my best friend 101. Rule number 1, spoil his ass. Go on, spoil me.
CAN'T I JUST TELL YOU THAT I APPRECIATE YOU, MONKEY FACE? Is it really hard to believe that I wanted to come here and let your weird looking self know that your one of my best friends? ( don't answer that Seriously, don't even.)
… ( `more intense side eye glare. ) Exactly, what kind of fuckery are you trying to play off? How can you call your BEST FRIEND monkey face and/or weird looking? Usually a best friend would call the other best friend, good looking and sexy.
WORLD, my end has come. Ian is planning my death bed. If I ever go missing, find Ian.
On a side note: YOU GUYS, IAN IS BEGGING TO BE MY BEST FRIEND !!!!
hey monkey face, youre one of my best friends.
… ( `removing his shades, his eyes roam around the surrounding, carefully inspecting and focusing in on every crack and crevice. ) Is this some kind of hidden camera type prank or something. It’s TOO random to be considered a true statement. ( `and cautiously, he hesitantly mumbles. ) Y-you’re one of my best friends, too….? Exactly, what do you want from me, woman?
❝'#why are there like no words that rhyme with ultra.' ... Mul... tra...?❞
“ You’re DEFINITELY NOT multra level. As if, you boob-tra, dick-tra ”
You just enjoy pulling surprises upon surprises on me don't you,cheri? Nope you can't reconsider. i already accept and you can't do any take backs. So when are you tying the knot?
Wow, then you know what that means? You’ve gotta throw me THE BEST, MOST PERFECT bachelor party anyone has ever seen. Boy, am I thrilled. But on the serious note, Ri and I are expecting on Christmas Day, actually. Our own little Christmas miracle, isn’t that great? So, I was thinking sometime before? We haven’t really discussed, but soon. It will happen soon.
GOT MAYO?
( @riluuo , fiancé gonna get mayo’d )
❝Oh, my foolish future husband. You’re up to your usual threats, I see. Well. YOU KNOW WHAT? Bring it. Two can play at this game! Oh, by the way. You smell like an o n i o n. If you want a war, I’ll give you a war. YOU MESS WITH FOOD, I MESS WITH FOOD.❞
❝BRING IT ON, YOU FUCK.❞
