hey monkey face, youre one of my best friends.
… ( `removing his shades, his eyes roam around the surrounding, carefully inspecting and focusing in on every crack and crevice. ) Is this some kind of hidden camera type prank or something. It’s TOO random to be considered a true statement. ( `and cautiously, he hesitantly mumbles. ) Y-you’re one of my best friends, too….? Exactly, what do you want from me, woman?










