I posit this for the new earl-harlan theme song... Although I think it would be “Behind Red and Black Eyes.”

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I posit this for the new earl-harlan theme song... Although I think it would be “Behind Red and Black Eyes.”
(( I love that the anons that Earl gets regarding Marcus usually just swing between “Oh my gosh don’t hurt the cinnamon roll” and “mURDER HIM” ))
earl-harlan
What are you talking about? earl-harlan doesn’t have friends.
Sir I need a pay raise. And I know you're going to say no, but consider this: Why not.
I’m not going to give you a pay raise. And I know you’re going to protest, but consider this: If you do, I will kill you. Why? Because why not?
*exasperated dentist noises*
I don’t know where Earl gets off, thinking he can take Lentil or thinking he knows what’s best for her!
Who took care of her whenever Cecil and Daniel needed to go out? Me! Who changed poopy diapers? Me! Who watched Lentil eat so much sugar she threw up on the swing set? Me!
... Barry’d be good fer me or whatever. I mean, I guess he would. I’unno, t’be honest... hardly know ‘im, really.
But I love Early. More than anythin’... wan’ him happy.
F’he’s happy with both me an’ Cecil, then... maybe s’how it’s gotta be.
M’tired... So tired.. Maybe m’jus’ bein’ stupid.. Maybe this should jus’ like, be open after all.
...Whatever.