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The name Pygmy is a lie. It’s not a pig, nor is it me.

Kiran discovering the meaning of words

Shenanigans on Discord @eatcakeforscience

Bonus—

Lily

soft lighting, candles, poetry, old books, black cats, rubies

Kiran: Btw I'm going to college

Me, incredibly confused: Oh, what changed?

Kiran: I decided to major in fabricated statistics at Trump University

Me: fucking

Kiran: eyoo!! *air horns go off, sunglasses materialize on his face*

So my step dad went and complained about me to his mom

Me: *complains about his cowardice to Kiran*

Kiran: what did you do?

Kiran: where is his backbone?

Kiran: how about we put guard

rails on the side of his bed so he doesn't fall out

Kiran: put a nightlight on and check the closet for the boogeyman

Got my test scores back today and I was telling Kiran about them, and he texts me "Youre snart" Yes thank you I'm the snartiest

You're dressing as Weiss?! I need pictures, I want to see Weiss being perfected by you

Yes! I'm very excited to cosplay her along with my friend being blake! It will be a first but I think it'll be fun! And thank you aaaah~

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