Mar 3, 2013
neveranassassin - warriormohawk - pullingallthestrings - troublesyourmind - eccentricmechanic
"Greetings friends, homicidal maniacs and schizophrenic psychos! Welcome to Aperture Science where the future is now!"
There's a cut in the mic which really just sounds - and is - like Cave is putting his hand over it. There's a moment or two of muffled arguing which ends with somebody being fired because 'that probably wasn't the right catchphrase'.
"Quit dawdling around and make your way over towards the lift. You'll know when the test starts."