#ech0 comms

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more yapping + bl2 spoilers

sanctuary mission

JUST DID THE SANCTUARY MISSION WHILE LISTENING TO RED SEX AND UGHHHHHHHHHH JACK IS SO FUCKING HOT WHEN HES SCARY I CANTTTTTTT

HIM LIKE SO PLEASED THAT HIS PLAN WORKED OUT AND EVERYTHING, JUST

He stays quiet as you take that power core straight to Sanctuary, stays quiet as you get ready to plug it in. The SECOND you put it in and something fails, Jack is on the ech0. and all he says is

"I think it's about time I tell you that secret."

Now everything you've done up to this point is immediately doubted in your mind. Wondering what is about to happen and what does Jack have to do with it. And then he tells you.

immeeeeeediately rubbing it in your face that angel works for him, not wasting a second as a man literally dies right in front of you and then you hear screams coming from Sanctuary AND THIS IS ALL RIGHT AFTER HE MADE YOU BELIEVE THAT U SUCESSFULLY STOLE FROM HIM, so he knows that you went from 100 to 0 just because of him and hes right there on the ech0 telling you how everything you all have ever done has been his plan. He is basking in his glory because he has been PREPARING for this moment for years.

BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE CRAZIEST PART its when Sanctuary is up in the air and Jack is still blasting moonshot AFTER moonshot, likely grinning ear to ear just watching them fly a few feet in the air, mocking them for their attempt.

and then Roland says they have a siren (now confirming to Jack that Lilith is alive when she also responds) before they teleport away

Jack doesn't scream, he doesn't insult you, he doesn't throw a fit. He just goes "huh." because he's learned something. You can't read him in that moment, but to me it sounds like slight shock, intrigue and a hint of determination. It tells you that even after all this. He's not done. That he still has more.

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being borderlands pilled is SO HARD cause there is so little canon content

but the fandom is fr keeping it alive, the fanart, the fanfics, just the overall content RAHHGHG i wanna make my own content but drawing jack in a way i like

I could write fanfic and I do have ideas but ive been so stuck in my head about writing something perfect that I dont even know where to get started

anyways rambling over but excited to be back in the borderlands fandom :] maybe ill use my handsome jack ask blog again, especially after rereading his AMA (prolly have to change some stuff around)

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just replayed the wilhelm mission and ohhhh my god

bl2 spoilers just incase but

PLAYING IT AND KNOWING THAT ITS LITERALLY EASY BC JACK WANTS YOU TO WIN MAKES ME SO SICK /POS

BC YOU HEAR WILHELM LITERALLY TELLING YOU. HE IS TELLING YOU.

HE GOES "This is literally impossible." "My movement is impaired." "Someone has made a mistake."

AND THEN JACK HIMSELF TELLS YOU TOO

"Bravo, things are about to get really bad for you vault hunters."

LIKE OMGGGGG JACK IS SO COOL I CANT WHY IS HE SO SMART I LOVE IT BC ITS JUST A SECOND WHERE YOURE LIKE. oh hes not just some funny asshole, hes actually really smart and a real threat and its SUCH a perfect balance for a villiain omg i love his character sm i need more fics where he's smart and scary pleaspelplspple

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Playing borderlands drunk is rlly fun tbh

The stimulation of killing enemies brings me peace. But also. Holy shit the fuckin exp loaders are so scary. Why are u running at me. Like this

AND ALSO I CANT SEE LOADWRS. THEY BLEND IN JAGRVRBRJKAHWGEH