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[batterypi3]

Imagine the troupe of a character accidentally becoming part god, but now they can’t stop speaking in the godly tongue and somehow human language just feels incomprehensible. Then they accidentally just come across another god in like. A mall or something. and they(the god) very clearly ask them(the protagonist) “Do you need any help buying this?” And the protag is just in awe because for the past week absolutely no one has made any sense and now the God Of Fortune is just buying their bento box for the day, smiling as they hand over the food and saying “It gets easier kid, trust me.”

[cosmicanamnesis]

so like. I know my name is technically a noun. but like, I didnt even scratch the surface of noun names and I kinda.... wanna change it

[masarrru]

THE RECRUITS ARE TO BE FEARED 

[echoinglight]

someone, usually ze//ink shippers: hey ghiralink is abusive because they’re canonically enemies which means obviously in everyone’s personal headcanons there’s gonna just be evil and torture and abuse abuse abuse

me: okay so are we just gonna forget the literal, actual torture and imprisonment and ridicule and emotional manipulation that Hylia/Zelda put Link through canonically while you are trying to police me on my ship when I was just minding my own business or

if you can still ship ze////ink after this, then I can damn well have my headcanons (which, for the record, involve a pretty complex and healthy relationship) that make up ghiralink and you can leave me alone about it, thanks.

[batterypi3]

hi honey i have tumblr now wehehehe

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8 <3

[batterypi3]

Man, one day I’m gonna be old and senile and I’m gonna be saying “Kris Get The Banana” to whatever poor kid decided to visit the Old Folks home in that moment and absolutely no one else is going to understand what that means

[batterypi3]

Out of Jevil, Dimentio, and Marx, who is the Most Chaotic?

Hmm,, Dimentio has always been super calculated in canon. The only reason Dimentio failed and lost was purely becuase he didn’t account for the fact that the pure hearts came back somehow(?) (which I still have some issue with because that feels a little bit like it got pulled out of nowhere). So Dimentio is the least likely. Not chaosless... but not senseless. Smart Lad.

That leaves us with an angry grape and a solitary confinement survivor. Marx is also pretty scheming, but if his star allies pause screens are anything to go off of, he would also be willing to probably sell someone off for a corn chip at any given moment. Jevil doesn’t really seem to have any schemes, but then again we literally find him in prison. With that said, he’s definitely smart, enough to have the same 4th wall capabilities as sans. 

TL;DR: Dimentio would kick back with a nice book probably along the lines of what I can only describe as Twilight But With A Lot Less Love And A Lot More Murder and some fine wine while Marx is setting something on fire and Jevil rates it on a scale of how much damage its gonna cause

[batterypi3]

Kinyarn is going way too far