okay buddy so why don't you give a single fuck about me. that's literally not fair and you're gonna be the death of me omg. everyone here is enjoying the fresh shade and im literally burning because of you. i swear i have it all! got a nice cattle and everything, i can play the flute, i can sing, i've got fresh milk all year long, im stunning... so why won't you notice me😔 like, if we got together i'd give you so many cool gifts! like a new flute. we could sing together. or flowers! so many pretty flowers just for you!...oh you don't care about that either. well listen up pretty boy, my exes were literally easier to deal with than you tbh. and it's not like you're even that special. ill find someone else like you don't you worry. soon enough. hopefully *sobs dramatically*