#edited ;)

[kyotakumrau]

Are you sure Kyo's interview is from the year 2017?)

lmao ;)

[justcashierthings]

Anonymous asked justcashierthings:

I work at a store that closes at midnight. Well, after a 10 hour shift, I made the usual announcement at 11:45 that we were to close in 15 minutes. Then some dick cowboy came in at 11:53. I was like "fine okay he just has to grab one thing." Then 12:01 came about and I had just finished checking out everyone in my line, except I remembered he was still in the store. I made another announcement that we were closed. Then, at 12:10 I made another. (Cont)

Turns out that this jack wagon cowboy didn't hear a damn thing because he was on his phone THE WHOLE TIME. Like, you're taking your dear sweet time and I have been here for 10 hours and I've made plenty announcements for you to know WE'RE FUCKING CLOSED. NEXT TIME IM CUTTING HIS MOTHER FUCKING BALLS OFF HOLY SHIT

[sarcasm-for-the-win]

I find your mystery so... captivating. I really wish I knew what you looked liked.

This is who I am. This is what I do

[ashveralds]