Imagine being invited to dinner at the Sawyers’. You’re not hungry, and tell them so. After torturing Michelle by hammering nails into her, Tex asks if he can help you build up an appetite by nailing you next. You gulp.
“So... how do you like Texas?” he asks over your shoulder a little bit later, casually thrusting into your drenched pussy.
“They sure do grow big here,” you’re forced to admit.
-(warning texas chainsaw massacre slasher stuff, read at your own risk?)
-legit though, if you’re reading this, it’s because you’re chill with looking past the fact that, like his brothers, he’s a legitimate cannibal
-so...
-the way to his heart is calling him Tex, if you try to call him Eddie, he will legitimately kill you
-as it is, with him and his fam, you never know how safe you are
-don’t wanna piss them off
-smelling nice is both good and bad
-he’s a cocky little shit
-tries to charm your pants off every day because might as well right?
-he’s big on PDA
-wants to be known as the lady charmer in his family because why the FUCK does Bubba have that reputation???? (no shade to Bubba but Tex doesn’t get it)
-he’s a pretty boy
-likes it if you play with his hair
-and he’s chill if you steal his hat for a bit, but you bet your ass he’s getting it back from you, whether you want to give it back or not
-he’s big on scaring you
-I’m sorry but he loves scarring people so...
-he likes all sorts of screams ;)
-lots of just showing up and grabbing you from behind, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face in your neck
-this meme i’ve made specifically for this HC
-his brothers would not be happy the first time he decides to bring you around
-definitely consists of them thinking you’re dinner, and Tex would really have to put his foot down
-telling Bubba you’re “not. for. eating.”
-he’d be super protective of you if he ever brought you around the house, which is why he almost never does
-he really doesn’t want you to get involved with their shit
-his family is super close, and doing what he does (killing) has always just been a part of his life, so being with you is interesting for him
-pretty much any family he meets is more functional than his so... maybe bringing him around your family is an okay idea?
-he’s really good at exuding ‘i am not a cannibal’ energy when he’s around your fam
-his arm is around your shoulders a lot
-cuz he’s possessive
-will straight up kill and eat anyone who tries to fuck with you
-he’s torn about telling you about the people he’s killing and not telling you
-you know who he is if you’re together, but do you really want to hear about that shit?
-politely declining any food he ever offers you unless it’s visibly an apple or some sort of obvious fruit or veggie that can’t be ‘special meat’
-he likes to stay at your place tbh
-he’s big on cuddles? i feel like he didn’t get much loving growing up
-he was a younger sibling and was always fighting for attention, so you’d have to be quite attentive with him
-he gets a lil aggressive if he sees your attention is on someone else
-will tighten his grip on you if he’s starting to get upset as a warning
-not a warning against you per se, like i said, he’s down to kill threats
-Love is something he’s never really experienced, so if he’s in love with you, he’s all in
-it’s addicting to him
-10/10 will continue to flirt with you even after you’re a couple because he’s oddly a super sweet baby when he’s not eating people :)
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honestly, saw there was not much content about him on tumblr and decided to make one thing for him lol
