#effingsplashdamage

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effingsplashdamage replied to your chat “Me: *stares at word doc* Doc: *stares back* Me: *Types four words....”

Aksdldjs you okay, red?

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effingsplashdamage replied to your post “GBBO: Paul VS A Bread Snail”

I'm fucking losing it over this getting flagged lmao

I KNOW

that made it even better, honestly. And it was flagged SO FAST. Not even a minute after posting and theyre like HO BUDDY HOLD UP LET ME INSPECT THAT SNAIL

[hexenfleur]

@effingsplashdamage : the bit between my thumb and forefinger me: the weenis lin: that's on your elbow me: oh lin: hand weenis me: apparently it's called the purlicue lin: nope. hand weenis. heenis.

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effingsplashdamage replied to your post: There’s an ice cream truck outside rn playing...

   I feel like you’ve discovered a new cryptid or something    

Lol and in the middle of DC, rather than the mountains of PA where I used to live.  It’s either that or some criminal endeavor.  Or it could always be both...we don’t know Bigfoot’s financial situation.

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yee-haught replied to your post “Dude can you show us your tattoo?? I think this is in regard to my...”

Sickkkkk

takeiteasyjoan replied to your post  “Dude can you show us your tattoo?? I think this is in regard to my...”

  Bruh                   

gaysian-witch replied to your post “Dude can you show us your tattoo?? I think this is in regard to my...”

oh my gGODDD I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS has she seen it??                  

Me every day @ my tattoo:

But no, I don't think she has lol. Maybe someday, if she ever attends an event in my vacinity.

threeofeight replied to your post “Dude can you show us your tattoo?? I think this is in regard to my...”

Fuckin nerd (looksgoodtho)

DON’T CALL ME A FUCKIN NERD YOU FUCKIN NERD   

effingsplashdamage replied to your post “Dude can you show us your tattoo?? I think this is in regard to my...”

That's some quality ink

THANK YOU LINY. ps @threeofeight​, that’s how you say nice things.

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@effingsplashdamage replied to your post “Have you read Anna Kendrick's book, Scrappy Little Nobody?”

Omg I am the worst and didn't even know this was a thing. I'll look for it when I go book shopping next

LIN!!!!!!!!!!

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effingsplashdamage replied to your post

I got distracted halfway through earlier and my wife and I had to do a search to make sure nothing escaped

Ok wait. YOU HAVE AN WIFE????

Why havent I heard about this???!!

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effingsplashdamage replied to your post “effingsplashdamage replied to your post “GBBO: Paul VS A Bread...”

THATS A MIGHT SUSPICIOUS SNAIL YOUVE GOT THERE

THAT SNAIL IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. THAT SNAIL IS ADULT CONTENT