Uh-oh! Looks like those Bloxies from last round were spiked with Fireball! Time to see how everyone behaves when drunk! I will include Noli but no skin characters and no other upcoming characters, just to make my life a little easier...
Noob: They're a middleweight, so we'll use them as reference. They can get halfway through their second can before they start getting woozy. Once they're drunk, they revert back to Scene Noob. They get excited easily and start changing their clothes right there in the living room. In this state, they're in danger of trying to get all buddy-buddy with the killers, especially Jason. (Newblood or just scene pals? You decide!)
Shedletsky: Heavyweight. Takes at least three cans to get him going. Once the alcohol takes effect though, he starts to believe he's Telamon again, challenging mere mortals to a duel on the Heights. However, though he's really good at starting fights, he rarely finishes them... on top, at least.
Builderman: Literally impossible to get drunk. He's nine cans in and zero buzz. He knows he's going to be the one to put these beer babies to bed and he is not looking forward to it.
007n7: Decently lightweight. He can get about 2/3 of the way through the can. Shockingly, even in his hacker days, he was never a big drinker, so he's not used to being drunk. He becomes even more neurotic than usual, and while he's not looking for a fight, he's easy to threaten and he will lash out and anyone who makes him feel that way. He's hiding under the coffee table most of the time, panicking over everything.
Elliot: Lightweight, about the same as 007n7. He's brutally honest and looking for a fight. He will smack you with a pizza paddle if given the slightest reason to. He will also tell you exactly what he thinks about you and you are not going to like it.
Guest: Heavyweight, takes less than Shedletsky though. Also very honest, but he's more emotional than violent. Spends the entire time ranting about the war and his various traumas while crying softly. Also a big cuddlebug. Seeks out comfort desperately, and if he grabs you for a hug, just accept you're not going anywhere any time soon.
Chance: It's Chance. Nobody knows what he'll do or how much it'll take to get him there, not even himself.
Two Time: Lightest lightweight in the cabin. Two sips and they're gone. Somehow gets even more neurotic - either they start praying even more frantically than usual, or they start screaming for Azure. Ready to start stabbing at the slightest provocation. Doesn't wear off in their second life - it has to sort itself out naturally. In fact, if they enter their second life while drunk, they somehow get even worse, not to mention the monster of a hangover they're in for in the morning.
Dussekkar: The booze catches fire in his mouth and he spends like fifteen minutes putting everything out. Can't get drunk. Helping Builderman take care of everyone.
Taph: Lightweight, lighter than 007n7 but heavier than Two Time. HUGE cuddlebug. Wants all the piggyback rides. Wants all the kissies. Needs love desperately. He and Guest are often assigned to babysit each other while Builderman and Dussekkar try to keep the others from tearing each other to pieces. Also down to do whatever with Noob, including getting buddy-buddy with the killers.
Jason: Unexpectedly, Jason is pretty lightweight. Might have something to do with being undead, who knows? Extremely emotional, wants his mom really bad. Huge crybaby, needs hugs.
John: A solid middleweight. His corruption is already pretty intoxicating, and alcohol does not help. It usually just amplifies behaviors that are already there - namely staring out into space and having trouble with facial recognition. He's less violent than usual, and could be entertained by watching paint dry. Pre-Forsaken, he definitely told Jane to her face, "No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely, but I have a wife," and then fell asleep on the floor.
1×: Heavyweight like Shedletsky. Now, one would think he would also be a violent drunk, right? Wrong. He is an extremely giggly drunk. You could point at a rock and say, "hey, look, a rock," and he'd burst out laughing like it's the funniest thing he's heard all week. He's also very easy to convince to do things, which is why he avoids getting drunk as much as possible.
C00lkidd: "Oh, boy, can't wait to try this soda that has all the grown-ups in such a good mood!" Swallows one mouthful, pauses, then spits out the rest of it. As a literal child, he's of course the lightest lightweight here, so one mouthful is more than enough. He gets really cuddly and emotional. He misses his dad. He and Jason snuggle (in a siblings sort of way.) He's asleep within fifteen minutes, before waking up five minutes later and tossing his cookies before passing out again. Don't do alcohol, kids.
Noli: Light work, no reaction - oh, ok, it's got a little kick... brrr! He's a lighter lightweight than 007n7, but he drinks like a heavyweight and it hits him all at once five minutes later. Also a cuddlebug, but he's ready to fight Jason over c00lkidd (as an uncle.) He definitely bites and has started several fires. He doesn't get hangovers, though, which he definitely holds over the others in the morning.