Kay: Alright, so today in the Round Table we have Beaumains, the Ill-fitted Coat, Wart... Arthur: I told you to not call me that in public Kay:... Will-Die-Young, Christian weirdo#1, Christian weirdo #2, the Lion with the idiot that goes with him, and Egglame Arthur: What kind of cruel nickname is Egglame? Egglame: None, sadly
Egglame: no nickname for me! my parents just hate me
Ywain the Bastard: haha I know the feeling :)
Arthur the Less: haha same :)
Tristan: sure, I guess that kinda sucks, but I was basically destined to be a tragic hero all bc as my mother lay dying in childbirth she decided to name me “sad”
Kay: actually the older form of your name, Drustan, is derived from a Gaelic word meaning “riot” or “noise.” which is probably more fitting for you honestly
Kay l’Estrange: hey what about my shitty nickname? it’s like Kay saw me and decided that 2 Kays was too many, and immediately started calling me Weird Kay as a flex or something
Kay: What? I just didn’t want another Elaine or Ywain situation
