Coffee Addiction!
Ah coffee - the backbone of our society! Itâs safe to say that life these days is fuelled by the beautiful black stuff! Whether you are a partying student, a fat cat working long hours in the city or a sleep deprived mum we all reach for a cup of coffee to help us get going in the morning or function better during the day.
As far as science knows, the wonderful drink doesnât really have any negative effects on your health, so if you enjoy drinking a cup or three, you have nothing to worry about.
So what stage of coffee addiction are you at?
1. Experimentation - âI only drink it whenâŠâ
Perhaps to get you through your finals at university or a day at work after a particularly big night out, you innocently reach for a cup to see what all the fuss is about and BANG you suddenly realise how much easier life can be!
2. In Denial Addicts - âI only drink one cup in the morningâ
If youâre like most people, your occasional treat or pick me up will soon turn into an every morning thing. At least one coffee will be required before you can face leaving the home. A cup of your favourite brew magically transforms you from a grumpy, lethargic lump into a sparkly, energetic version of yourself!These steady, consistent coffee drinkers have a single cup every morning before they leave home in order to help wake them up and get their day going. I would consider them dependent but in denial.
3. Borderline Dependent - âDonât talk to me until Iâve had my coffeeâ
After youâve been in the second stage for a while, youâll begin to notice you canât miss your cup in the morning or not only do you get tired, you get a headache. Suddenly your slight dependence has turned into a something you canât avoid or run away from. Without caffeine in your system you are finally able to notice just how exhausted you are. Days involving normal human interaction are so much more challenging. You have finally reached the point where you realise your dependence on coffeeâs profound abilities.
4. Chemical Dependency - âWhat do you mean you donât drink coffee?!â
Coffee is an essential part of life for people in stage four. They live and breathe for coffee. These people rarely sleep and get frequent caffeine headaches when they go without. Not drinking coffee is practically a crime to them. A question they commonly ask non-coffee drinkers is âHow do you manage your life without it!?â Your mood is now determined by the number of coffees youâve had. You havenât truly reached the last step until youâve had someone point out a difference in your personality when you havenât had any caffeine!!
Wherever you are, there are far worse things to be addicted to in life so ENJOY people!!














