#eilooxology

[eilooxara]

Does anyone else have that thing where after showering you need a highly variable amount of time to rest not so much because showering is exhausting but because you need to be reintegrated into the dry world

[eilooxara]

If you collect enough quartz you have gallonz

(this post is the only reason not to use the metric system)

[eilooxara]

Would anyone like to join my false etymology club? We can insist that it was originally "halve your cake and eat it two [times]"

[eilooxara]

Have y'all heard about cats

They're these soft fluffy things that love you and conceal knives and have big eyes for looking at you pitifully and you can squoosh them

[eilooxara]

If you ever need to torture me for some reason I recommend making me choose something when there's a large number of options and they're all pretty similar but I do in fact care about some minute differences most people don't notice

[eilooxara]

Me: ok how do I cook a pumpkin pie from fresh pumpkin Recipe: I will tell you! Me: ok go ahead Recipe: start with your ingredients, including cooked pumpkin... Me: cooked... cooked how???? THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME

[eilooxara]

Nothing like shattering your phone screen to make you mad at the tech industry

[eilooxara]

This is what happens if you make a post about tuesday