Have you children never heard of organization? [He shuffles some boxes and jars between cabinets, tape stuck to his fingertips, a marker held between his lips to obscure his words] I swear, no one is going to know what belongs to who and that never does anything to help posessive arguments.
[There’s a slight scramble to get on top of the counter to reach higher sections before he realizes that the reach stretches him to a split when his foot settles] 王八蛋.
// @eldritchanomaly










