#elementary school things

[allthecheesesticks]

one little teaching quirk i have when i go to intern in my little fifth grade class is that whenever kids have a question that's going to take me more than two seconds to answer instead of just squatting/leaning over like a normal human being my immediate reaction is to just go BOOM criss cross applesauce on the floor because A. I don't have to talk as loud because my 5'10 ass is further away from their ears and B. it's fun

[crispyfriedtacos]

I will never forget the time my 6th grade music teacher told me to listen to Grimes

[muppetsnoopy]

team i never got to sit with my friends in assigned seating because i was a ~good kid~ and was always forced to sit beside the class asshole to ??? make them behave or something??????

[shinygarlicknife]

Its a struggle that whenever I hear “joy to the world”, I always fill in “that Barney’s dead”

[concrete-shots]

so you're the bitch that told the bitch that I was a bitch- so listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch