#elf asks

[chamber-of-whitestone]

💞 @ your favorite blog. /t

I believe I would not be able to live it down if I said something other than my husband's blog @syth-de-rolo

Though all yours is also a nice one to read as well, we often find ourselves scrolling through them

And I wish very much that @legend-of-vax would write stuff more.

[shobbits]

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

Is the elf working at Amazon or something? I guess the elf would look desperately for it and in case given the elf doesn't find the bathroom would just throw away all of the mannerism and find a tree or something; but without telling anyone and pretending they did find the bathroom.