Hansel, does your ipad baby boyfriend keep you up at night? You might be entitled to financial compensation! (head)
A little doodle from a cursed conversation with @daemondaes' Hansel!

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Hansel, does your ipad baby boyfriend keep you up at night? You might be entitled to financial compensation! (head)
A little doodle from a cursed conversation with @daemondaes' Hansel!
@daemondaes sent: [39.] receiver, fully clothed, fucks a naked sender. (reversed it for cherry and—!)
@daemondaes sent: [32.] sender makes receiver watch themselves in the mirror while being fucked. (hansel to eli 🫶).
Elijah is the first out of the shower. Nothing but a fluffy green towel around his hips, he stands in the mirror. He pokes and prods at his gaunt face, scratching at the odd unshaved hairs on his chin as he waits. Hansel needs more time–he often does in Elijah’s shower. A useless, tiny thing that dribbles water like a twenty year old dog taking a piss. There’s no space for him to get clean, apparently. Of course, Hansel put it far more politely, but Elijah understood his point. The guy is huge, he probably considers scrubbing his pits a sport. There’s a lingering thought in Elijah’s mind about that. Maybe he’ll bring it up later.
Nah, he probably won’t. But the thought is enough for his mind to wander. The evidence of that is clear on his chest. Splotches of far too interested pink kiss their way down his torso. Elijah sucks back a breath. They’ve already done that. That’s why they showered. Stop it.
@unmichka sent: 🍻:^) (Send "🍻" for the receiver to take care of an intoxicated sender!)
It's not a sight he expected. Well, actually he did, just not here. The blonde has let it slip here and there that she enjoys her drink, and Elijah has always guessed that 'enjoys' might be putting it lightly. Hey, he can't judge. He himself had hobbled to the door with a gait tainted with a shot of gin. So now, he stands-- Moreso follows, awkwardly guiding Yelena through his decrepit apartment in the hopes she finds his couch. Both palms rest upward, constantly alert at any slight stumble she takes.
"I'm not gonna ask how you found my address." He mutters, recoiling with a wince as she kicks at one of his takeout containers. Empty. Thank god. There's one around here with mold in it. "Please, make yourself at home, Jesus, H."
The bitterness in his tone hardly matches the sobering concern on his face. One moment he's resentfully slamming the container in the bin, the next, he's hesitantly cupping her shoulders to ease her onto the couch. His lip curls at the action--watching her with squinting eyes as she seems to just fall into place. Ratty corduroy gives instantly, succumbing to the invasion of her weight. Elijah stands. He stares. There's a silence between them that forces his chest to lurch. She's curled into the fucking thing. All hunched shoulders and pressed-kneed. Fuck.
Before he can think better of it, Elijah brings up a hand. First he wipes it across his robe--he'd splashed water on himself when he heard the hard knock--a haphazard swipe that wipes the remnants of his own shame away. Then, crouching down with a distinct pop of his knee, he pats at her head.
"You're, uh, you're good. Here. With me." His lips press into a tight line. He quickly tries to correct it with an attempt at a smile. Isaiah would know what to say. A reluctant sigh has him pulling away. Already tensing his fingers as he retreats to his kitchenette. "Let's get you some water, okay? Stay put. You just... hang out. Right there. Don't...move."
a moody starter for @unmichka
"So, I'm really grateful you decided to actually step into my office, but this is not at all what I pictured."
Elijah sighs; pressing the heels of his dry palms into the hollows of his eye sockets, wincing tight as the crack of the reception space permeates his dark office. His weary body is now half illuminated. His sweater is thrown across the back of his chair, and his glasses are somewhere in the unsorted mess of his desk. A thing of spectacle as he lays across his own floor.
Eventually, his arms fall to the shaggy rug, fingers embedding in the fluff as he attempts to breathe. A tight, strained breath in. A worse, ragged exhale out. Not once does he bother to look at her. A surprise like this would be welcome any other day. Today it's just another fucking bump in the road.
"What are you even here for? Didn't Russell say I was... occupied?"
I really like character lore. Like more than I do writing. To encourage myself to write it down more I present some good, bad, and ugly facts about my blorbs. Elijah, Eddie, and Grant facts under the cut.
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