#elizatag

[kreidenprinz]

Happy Birthday Eliza!!

So, for @this-is-problematic‘s birthday, I drew them “Shitty” B Knight from Check, Please! It was really fun to draw, but he looks like a ripoff hockey jesus to me. I want to thank you,Eliza, because even though I've only known you for a few months, it feels like I've known you forever. You're kind, hilarious, amazing, and a wonderful friend. So thank you, Eliza, for simply being a large, lovely part of my life.

[micehusband]

Lizzy (2005) is the patient zero of a pick me girl like wdym you read books while walking. Who does that. No one does that. Are you real. Are you insane. What do you feel about women. Would you like me to kiss you. Let me show you what pride is like after you get me in your bed. Please. Hello. Are you listening. Oh you're interested in your book.. Oh okay then. I'll just uh. Go. Away. Forever.

[micehusband]

Beautiful breaatss.. I mean.. Boosb... I meant- bboobies..... I mean badooenkser I MEAN habadoobues I mwaaan uhhnnn

[micehusband]

She has so much Butch potential it's crazy like we should have had a book where she was forcemasced (by me? Maybe? If she would like to be????please???? Begging?) and had feminine homoerotic tension with Caroline before yaoing it up with Darcy making their dynamic hetero yuri AND yaoi

[micehusband]

No one gets Lizzy like me and it's so sad. Like I imagine her sending Darcy letters that are just gibberish and be like Oh Mr Darcy Sir these are silly riddles :) id thought youd like them sir :))) I hear they are only solved by the smartest people? And he'd be like omg I HAVE to solve them and prove this woman that I am intelligent. Not that it matters what she thinks of meh a ha. And when he doesn't he ignores her for months and that pisses her off

[micehusband]

I think Elizabeth should have smashed a vase thru Darcys head to really sell out their enemies to lovers dynamic yk? Make it more realistic.