#elk chat

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jonathan harker you saucy little harlot you've enthralled me in your pathetic journal entries and now I cannot stop thinking about it

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One of my fav parts of testosterone is that now that my voice has deepened my ability to turn my yawns into the equivalent of a foghorn has increased exponentially.

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being at my job feels like im taking -2 poison damage every minute until I feel sick enough that i'd want to call out, but then i get home and im fine.

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Testosterone is making me sound like a dying goose

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i have this insane internal conflict happening where the minecraft king in yellow video is something i greatly enjoy despite knowing that the way it chose to depict and/or interpret KIY is one of the most boring ways possible. It hurts me on a spiritual level.

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accidentally turned my cat into a fucking ipad baby now he keeps crawling on to my lap to watch my monitors for youtube videos like an addict. go play with toys stupid.

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the bots are actually so fucking bad on this site its making me violent. good fucking lord @staff just give me a method to block certain words in comments on my posts so i can clear this shit out myself if you're not gonna handle it. im going to lose it.

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the worst function that mobile browsers have is the fact that it automatically makes new tabs without closing the old ones. whos fucking idea was that? ah yes let me have 30 tabs of tumblr, surely i require them. its not like on desktop, where i explicitly decide when a new tab remains. there is no way to turn this off.