#elletamashi

[mino-diabolik]

Height differences: Tsukinami Family Edition

[daughter-of-royalty]

Troublesome child…ren?

Carla&Kazuha: . . .

Kino: Um, what’s going on?

Elle: Mystic’s gettin’ scolded.

Kino: What is it this time?

Elle: The kid got into a fight with a witch in the middle of a job and both Kazu-chan and Carla had to step in to keep the shit from hittin’ the fan.

Kino: Huh…

Mystic: [Arms crossed.] That bitch shouldn’t had said shit ‘bout aunty and Kaz, then.

Kazuha: It doesn’t matter, Mystic. The witches might resent my mother for leaving them for the Tsukinami and might abhor me for being the product of that elopement, but they’re still important allies.

Carla: . . .

Elle: . . .

Kino: Pff—

Carla: Anyways…

Kazuha is right. You should know better than to let some words get to you.

Mystic: [Trying to contain his laughter.] Ye—yes, sir.

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I present to you, the Tsukinami Family

DJ loves her two gremlins and just watches them cause chaos, secretly praying nothing too bad happens.

While Carla and Kazuha are just fucking tired of their wife/mom going feral every half-hour.

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The aftermath of the aforementioned fiasco…

Elle: You what!?

Carla: Kazuha—

Kazuha: . . .

Elle: That’s amazing, baby! [Shakes her shoulders.] I really thought you’d be as frigid as your dad, I can’t believe you finally took interest in things like that!

Kazuha: Mother!?

Carla: Elle!?

Mystic: What!?

Elle: Ah, what good news ya bringin’, Mys!

Kazuha: . . . You aren’t mad?

Elle: Why would I be?

Mystic: She been screwin’ ‘round with a human!? Her, Kazuha, the future Queen of the Founders!?

Carla: I—

Elle: Now, dear, don’t start with your things. Be happy your daughter has taken a little bit of interest in other people!

Carla: . . . Elle.

Elle: Yes?

Carla: Get help.

Elle: Eh—?

Kazuha: . . . What about Mystic, then?

Mystic: Huh!?

Carla: I believe the beating he received was enough.

Mystic: [Sighs in relief.]

DJ: Don’t get in trouble like this again, dear. It’s not worth it. And if you do, don’t get outsiders involved.

Mystic: [Crosses his arms and sighs.] Yes, ma.

Shin: Haa… why does it have to be like this all the time—?

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Mystic: Oh! How have the Owl Triplets been since the last time I was there?

Taro: [Smiles.] There isn’t a day they aren’t asking about your well-being.

Mystic: Have you gone down to visit the florist at Crooked Street for me?

Taro: The one lady who helped you make a bouquet for your mother when you were younger? Why, of course I have. She also asks me about you every time I came by.

I’m glad I could visit you at the Banmaden this time around. Now I can actually give the others a proper answer.

Shin: . . .

Taro: DJ, dear. When will come back to the kingdom to visit? Everyone has been acting a bit agitated for a while.

DJ: [Smiles.] I’ll do my best to visit as often as I can.

Shin: . . .

Elle: [Smirks and whispers.] Well, someone’s drinkin’ vinegar…

Carla: Elle.

Elle: Fufufu.

Kazuha: [Sighs.] . . .

Mystic.

Mystic: Ah, yeah?

Kazuha: What were you telling me last night? About what you did last night?

Mystic: [Brightens up.] Ohh! Dad, dad, listen! You gotta know what happened—um, well—with dad!

Shin: [Perks up.]

Mystic: He showed me these amazing moves and sword techniques, and even helped me practice it.

Taro: Really now? I’m glad he could teach you things like that. I’m terrible with the sword.

Kino: You are?

Taro: Haha… yes. DJ was impressive at it, but I never got the hang of it.

Mystic: Dad is amazing at it! He spars with mom all the time and it’s just incredible!

Shin: [Grinning from ear to ear like an idiot.]

Elle: [To Kazuha.] Wow, you fixed the atmosphere.

Kazuha: The rest of dinner would’ve been hell, otherwise.

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Needy Witch

Elle: [Gazing at Carla in awe.]

Mystic: . . . ?

[I glance between Uncle Carla and aunty. A mischievous grin slowly spreads on my face as I realize what’s going on.]

(Oh! Fufufu…)

Uncle Carla, aunty wants your attention!

[Aunty snaps out of it and turns around to look at me, blushing madly.]

Elle: You little shi—!

Carla: . . . ?

Elle: . . . !

Mystic: [Uncle Carla looks up from his paperwork and stares at her. She freezes and quickly drives her eyes away.]

Carla: Elle?

Elle: It’s nothin’!

[Whispering.] I’ll end your puny little life, ya fuckin’ brat!

Mystic: Heheh—!

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🎃Happy Halloween🎃 Countdown: Completed!

Mun!Danny: Happy Halloween, y’all! Be safe! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ ¡Feliz Halloween! 🎃

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Mystic: [Sighs.] Now everything’s back to normal. Hey, Danny, let’s not give Kino complete control of everything ever again, aight?

Danny: Come on… it couldn’t have been that bad.

Carla: . . .

Shin: . . .

Elle: You see—

DJ: [Nervous laughter.]

Kazuha: . . . You better not.

Kino: I had lots of fun! I don’t know what everyone else is talking about.

Mystic: [Points at him.] Terrible! You’re truly terrible, sir!

[Admin!Danny: Thanks to everyone that sent HBD wishes for Kino! 💕 Also—in case it wasn’t clear—not only was Kino in control of the blog, he was also allowed to boss everyone at the Banmaden around ✨ Even I don’t know what he made them do… specially Mystic 🤭👀]