Garnishing my food, garnishing my.....goddammit they're fucking in my bed...I'll finish dinner over here
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Garnishing my food, garnishing my.....goddammit they're fucking in my bed...I'll finish dinner over here
doing an intro because fuck you
(this intro will change often)
i asked someone their favorite color, for a bracelet,
this bitch said yellow. YELLOW????????
YELLOW???????????!?!!!?!?!?!?!?????????!!!!!!!!!??????
GELB? JAUNE?? FUCKING YELLOW??!????!!?!?!????
FIONA WAS PRETTIER AS AN OGRE.
YEAH YOU HEARD ME
names that would be so good if they weren’t for their meaning
• Oral
• Anal
• Versatile
• Puddle
• Bodacious
• Violence
• Digest
• Holiday
• Fertile
thank you for coming to my ted talk i think
is it strange i don’t feel offense when people call me a homophobic slur. like yeah man i am a faggot thank you
jon arbuckle would so listen to jack stauber. either that or he just gives off jack stauber vibes i dunno
honk shoo spit on that thang