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Ellis: why are there fairy lights in our police van

Mel: it looked too depressing

Ellis: it’s for TRANSPORTING CRIMINALS

Mel: criminals who got caught. They have enough reasons to be sad. Give them one to be happy!

Reporter #1: Detective Avalon, don't you get jealous when Melatron flirts shamelessly with other people?

Ellis: ...we're not a couple

Reporter #1: Come now detective, I think we can drop the façade

Ellis: I'm serious. We're not dating.

Reporter #1: *uncertain* and.. you're sure Melatron shares this sentiment?

Melatron: *leaning dramatically over Ellis's shoulder* no they're right, we're not a couple

Reporter #1: *confuses noises* and that concludes this interview, where we have learned exactly nothing

hmm yes yes, no spoilers here at alll, carry on with your day

the best part of this is that is the exact opposite of their usual dynamic--

Mel: we need an alibi-- quick, punch me in the face

Ellis: punch you?

Mel: yes, in the face, didn't you hear me?

Ellis: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're talking, but usually it's subtext

have some animatic content :)

Ellis: *hands Melatron hot chocolate*

Client: hold up, isn't he a robot?

Ellis: *shrugs* yeah, he can't actually taste it

Mel: *pouting* yes I can!

Ellis: no he can't, I've been replacing the hot chocolate with black oil and a dash of expired milk for a month now and he still hasn't caught on

Mel: *spits out sour oil* you've been doing wHAT?

#ellis avalon