#elounordebunk

[queensgaybeach1d]

How pathetic can beards get?....

[ziamswitchcraft]

Defending 'Eleanor'

So we all know the incident (Armstrong cherishing Eleanor and being mean about Larry) happened. What might be a big surprise is that this has happened before, so this post is to notice the pattern we're in.

Look.....

Here are a few posts from Elounor 1.0. Fizzy and Lottie defended her so so so much. They told stories about how amaIng she is and how Louis must feel horrible about the hate she gets (note that this is happening to Armstrong at the moment).

Laugh with me for a few moments....

Here are Armstrongs 'words' about the long lasting beard ;)

Did you note the pattern? According to Louis' sisters and Armstrong....

1. Elounor is 100000% real because they 'see' it.

2. Eleanor is such a good queen, role model and sweetheart.

3. Louis hates us and it hurts him to see 'us' insult her. We don't know how Louis feels.

4. Elounor is happy

5. They sleep next to eachother, share a room etc.

6. We don't know ANYTHING, even though we are his fans.

7. We don't 'see' what they see of the 'real' Elounor.

8. We all should spoil Louis/eleanor with love and fan accounts of 'oh so sweet Queen Calder'.

9. We should support and stan 'Elounor'.

10. We aren't real fans.

Funny, innit?

Conclusion; same old crap but a different day!!

All (innocent and not knowing) people do that stuff first (Louis' family, Julian Bunetta, etc) but once they know the truth....you won't hear from them again... ;)

⚠️⚠️Edit; I wanted to say that I am not hating on Louis' sisters, Eleanor or Armstrong. I would never. The thing that stood out to me was how similar the situation are described. I wouldn't ever hate on anyone!

[queensgaybeach1d]

So I just saw your post of Louis with dogs! Which is totally adorable btw. But in that post you mentioned that you don't think the Bruce is El's dog. Could you explain why? Who's is he? And how did you come to that conclusion?

Hi Little Cinnamon Bun,

Thank you for your compliments about my masterpost of Louis with puppies/dogs. He is one of the cutest human beings with animals❤

I indeed said I think Bruce is not Eleanors dog at all. I think Bruce might be Louis’ (and Harry’s) dog, but I do not know that for sure. Let me first show you a few pictures and tell you a few things about Bruce and other dogs.

I just like to say that in 2012 ‘Louis bought Eleanor’ a dog too, at least that is what many Elouno shipper think. Some people say that it was Eleanors family dog, however there was even an article on the internet about it being 'Louis and Eleanors dog.’ She was named Pepper. I always thought that was shady. Anyway, Pepper had multiple pictures with Eleanor.

Link to article: https://www.sweetyhigh.com/read/one-direction-dogs

Suddenly she was gone. No one heard about her for months and it became years. That is pretty odd.

On 28 october 2015 Eleanor posted a picture of her and Bruce, stating he was 2 years young. Which means he was bron on 28 October 2013. She posted the first picture of Bruce on 20 August 2014.

She did not post about him before that. She posted about Bruce around the time she and Louis “broke up.” This is why I think Bruce was bought with a purpose. I am coming back on this later, my love.

I am going to tell you a bit about Bruces history. He was bought by Louis. I believe Eleano posted a picture of him in early 2014. That is why people believe he was bought around Christmas time 2013. Keep this in mind please.

Do you remember at the very beginning we thought Clifford’s was Danielle’s? He was born in America and it looked like Danielle was taking care of him with her other dog (the brown one) so people just assumed Clifford was hers. There was even a time when antis thought Danielle and Louis has a dog, Clifford, together. They were all happy, until it was confirmed Clifford is Louis’. We only found out Clifford was actually Louis’ when he and Danielle ‘broke up’. Clifford was linked to Danielle and Louis. If you would see Clifford you would see Danielle automatically too.

The whole “celebs taking a dog” is basically a way to get attention too. For example,do you remember Loki? Liam and Danielle Peazers dog? It is the same story. When a couple breaks up the dog is a way to link tgem together. Now, we have seen 'Louis bought Bruce for Eleanor’. When they broke up countless headlines came out a few months later. “Louis Tomlinsons ex Eleanor Calder walking dog in Park UK.” When celeb couples take a dog together, it automatically becomes a new thing, almost as serious as a kid. When a couples takes a dog their relationship is quite serious. That is the thing they are trying to show us with 'Elouno’. When a relationship is serious there are rumors about engagements, wedding and kids. This is how you can see that a small indication can lead to huge effects. Remember Hatchi? Zayn and Perries dog? Same story, love. They took the dog because they needed to let the world see that it was a 'serious’ relationship. In 2013 their fake engagement happened, Liam was not too happy about that one.

Clifford and Bruce have always been another way of pairing Louis and Eleanor together. For example, when one of Louis’ sisters post a story of Bruce and Clifford the fans know exactly that Eleanor is there too, even without seeing her. They automatically know so. That is also another way of stunting, Bruce has been labeled as 'eleanors dog’ for all these years, that is how fans know exactly that Louis and Eleanor 'are together’.

All of these things have to do with stunting. Clifford and Bruce are both stunt dogs. They use them for stunts. That is why I think Bruce is just a link to Louis and Eleanor. In the previous lines you could have seen that 'Louis bought Eleanor’ Bruce as a gift. That is also a way of marketing, the headline in a magazine.

Now, stay with me please, it is getting even more odd. In 2013, an article came out about Louis’ beautiful mother, Jay, buying him a dog called Bruce. So the dog was Bruce, his mother bought him Bruce.

So this is why I always thought Bruce was Louis’ and not Eleanors at all. She just uses him as a stunt dog and for her blog. The purpose of those tons of pictures and videos of Bruce on Eleanors social media is to link him fully to Eleanor. So the next time you would see Bruce, you would say “Oh he is Eleanors dog”. Louis would never give anyone a dog his own mother bought for him, he loves her a lot. So Louis and Eleanor did not buy the dog together, however elouno shippers claim they did. Bruce has always been Louis’ dog from the start, more about this later, my love.

They tell two different stories (Bruce is Louis’ and Bruce is Eleanors), just like how Louis and Eleanor 'met’. This is why I think it is another marketing strategy. They can not plan it out, that is always their downfall, my love. Louis bought Clifford and not Eleanor.

There was also a sort of book about 1D and their tour life. In that book Louis mentioned that he has a dog called Bruce. It is very bad quality, but it is the last question (in black).

Louis also had a picture of baby Bruce in his home. The Bear in the background is Louis’ sisters bear. You can also see his shoes in the picture, I think. Oh, I almost forgot to add this. Eleanor never had a picture of Bruce when he was younger. She only posted a throwback picture, but she never posted a picture of Bruce with her when he was a little pupper. Louis did, so if it would be her dog, why did she not post any picture of him? Why did she post the pictures that late? All of this does not make sense, my love. It is definitely Louis’ dog and he bought it himself or got it from his lovely mother. A gift like that is precious, so I will never believe he just gave him away like that. Eleanor is no one to Louis, so he definitely did not give her his dog, my love. Link to a small video: https://twitter.com/happiIeeds/status/621774850219094017?s=20

I forgot to add an important detail. Now the question is "Was Elounor 2.0 meant to happen?" Well I think at first she was not, then things changed. I think the possibility of her coming back had always been there, but at first she was not going to do it. Then things changed and Eleanor needed promo too.

Thank you for your question, my sweetheart. I do not know if I would ever have made this post if you did not ask for it so politely. Thank you so much and thank you for being so polite and kind. If there is anything wrong, please send it to me. My memory is not that great at times. I hope you will have a gorgeous day, my loves!!❤🌺

[queensgaybeach1d]

Eleanor posted a picture with Bruce and Clifford. Is she isolating with Louis at his house?

Hi Baby bear,

No, no, no absolutely not. The thing of Louis and Eleanor 2.0 is that they hardly ever appear in the same picture. The only things they think is necessary for people to think they are together is Clifford and Bruce. Which is absolutely a stunt, because she could be borrowing Clifford only to take a picture and everyone will think they are together. We all never see Louis with her, the only thing of them we got is the black and white photo shopped picture on her social media. A picture like that is posted just to make people think that she is in quarantine with Louis. She has been to that stunt house so many times, even when paparazzi papped her getting pizza or groceries or something. Not to mention that she and her friends (without Louis) went for a swim in one of his houses too. So this is just as the other stunt they have done. This would be Louis’ public house in London, since Eleanor put that location in her caption. She also posted a picture a few months ago with the same sheets. Weird that Louis is nowhere to be seen...

Moving on, I do not think that is really Clifford. Clifford’s paws are white and his tail should be longer, I think.....but on her insta story Clifford is indeed there. 

Thank you for your question, stay safe and have an amazing day!!

[queensgaybeach1d]

I think that's actually an old picture because her face is so much different and Cliff could be just a pup there. No one can tell when she actually took it.

Hello love,

That makes a lot of sense. That is definitely not 2020 Clifford Tomlinson. I absolutely think she just takes a couple of 'emergency pictures' at his house and posts them when she has to let people think they are together.

Thank you for your suggestion, bub❤❤Have an amazing day! Xx

[queensgaybeach1d]

So ehm....do any of you remember Elouno 2017 airport stunt? A few of you got so mad when I said it was a stunt, you said it was not planned and that it just sort of happened. Could you perhaphs take a look at this, please? Thank you!

Chrissy Teigen is saying that, as a celeb, you can fly privately. I thought the cameras starting to record the moment Louis set foot in the airport was already enough proof, but I hope this makes it clear.

Have an amazing day!! Xx

[queensgaybeach1d]

Hi queen, I just have a quick question, it oddly seems that el has a tattoo on her left ring finger and sometimes it’s there and sometimes it isn’t. Do you know if she actually does, and if so what it is because someone was saying it’s a cursive L but then it’s mysteriously rarely/ never there. Just wanted to know your opinion on this. Hope you’re well!!!

Hi sweetheart,

Back in 2017 HQ paparazzi pictures came out of her and her cursive ‘L tattoo’ on her ring finger. The pictures were focused on her tattoo and a whole article was written about it. A few days later the same thing happened to Louis and the cursive ‘E tattoo’ on his hand. Which means all of these things were planned, they always expose themselves somehow :)

God, I have to admit I forgot about the fake tattoos, you discovered something important actually. You are right, the tattoo is on her left ring finger. Something that is important to know is that Eleanor has an elephant tattoo on her right arm, sometimes it looks like her left arm because she uses a certain mirroring function on her phone. On her recent social media pictures you can indeed so no sign of her tattoo on both hands:

There should at least be a certain sort of dark spot on her finger, but that is also nowhere to be seen. 

Moving on, since the beginning we knew that Louis would not do something like that for her, and the tattoo kept appearing and disappearing. Sometimes the tattoo used to be in the wrong place. That is the reason why a lot of Larries, including me, think it is a sharpie or a fake tattoo that goes away after a few days. :)

If you would like to have a closer look at these mysterious things that keep happening to the ‘E tattoo’, you can analyse this masterpost. :)

Thank you for your question, love. If you need help with something else, do not hesitate to ask ;) Furthermore, I hope you will have an amazing day and stay safe!! 

Kind Regards,

Suman :)

[queensgaybeach1d]

There's a picture of Lou and Eleanor celebrating new years and his arms around her and he looks sloshed. And she's all smiles and he looks drunk and caught off guard. I said it on Twitter

Hey Baby lamb,

In my honest opinion, Louis does not look surprised by someone taking the picture, love. He looks straight in the camera and he is posing just like Annas and the beard are. No picture gets released without a reason, dear.

Furthermore, Louis has his arms around her just like he does with fans....and Simon Cowell....that is actually hilarious, love. You would expect that a man who has known a girl since 2011 would at least try to stand closer instead of hanging his hand around her like she is not even an acquaintance. This was the same thing that happened in Portofino, Italy. These stunts never get a new twist. I almost forgot that this also happened in 2012. See, love, they do not ever put in some effort to do these stunts.

Eacht NYE they have a stunt. The older days show proof of that, love. May her contract end these months. ❤

Thank you for enlighting me, lovely. Have an amazing, year!!🥰😘