👀the way I jumped when I saw you’re writing for The Elusive Samurai…like :’)))
May I request one where reader is married to Yorishige and the elusive warriors don’t believe that he is?? Just a fluffy one where maybe they follow the couple around (sneakily) cuz they’re suspicious of this said wife?
Mission: The sweet lady and the big liar
HUHHH
This is a very bad lie, you know
Someone like you can't even have that, I can't even imagine it heh.
Oh my, I didn't know you spoke such bad lies. Also, this cake is delicious!
Yorishige-san, make jokes that are actually funny.
BUT I AM REALLY MARRIED, GUYS.
Yorigishe and the elusive warriors argue for an hour. It was completely unbelievable that someone like Yorishige, a crazy man who sometimes can see the future but also loses the ability to do so and maybe just maybe has a thing for small kids (not literally, literally course, but still a possibility that can possibly happen), have a wife,
"Fine, then if you guys don't believe me, then I won't try to convince you. "
Yorishige speaks out loud, how can the children he is practically raising himself not understand that he has a darn wife too!
One day they will understand the feeling of betrayal, he thinks to himself, grumpily walking away, leaving the elusive warriors pondering in the room.
"I think Yorishige-san is telling the truth." Tokiyuki speaks. Yeah, maybe Yorishige-san is a bit crazy, but lying about having a wife is not something he would do.
"My lord, but thinking about someone who likes Yorishige-san so much and wants to spend her whole life with him is tough."
"Yorishige-san might be escentric, but I do think it is worth a shot to check if he is really married or not; if he is, then his wife can make even more tasty food for me!"
"Oi, stop joining food thoughts in every sentence for money's sake!" Genba says.
"If only Shizuku was here, she would make our life so much easier, but I am ready to do it the hard way as well."
"Okay then, my fellow elusive warriors, we are starting our next mission, 'Find Yorshige-san's wife if she is real or not."
"Such a creative name, don't you think?
"Shut up, Genba."
Ta ta tump. ta ta thump, they went and went spying on Yorishige.
Him eating food.
Him asking some people for eel and eating it.
