#embarrassingly relatable

[conspiracieys-archive]

suis really about 2 nut over some yogurt

[humandisastersquad]

✨ also, jay baruchel's character in that sorcerer's apprentice movie with nic cage. i don't remember his name, and i could be very wrong because i only saw that movie once like 6 years ago, but from what i remember, he seems very You.

your hunch is freakily good bc i fucking loved that movie when it came out and related far too much to the main character and even my mum would jokingly call me dave because he’s so #me